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16 Responses to “Can’s Ass”

1. 1 thedoggydidit
   Mar 31st, 2006 at 9:19 am

   Well, Bottoms Up!

2. 2 Patti
   Mar 31st, 2006 at 9:45 am

   Dude! How much longer is your sentence? I’m sorry, that’s rude to all Kansians. What I meant was, how much longer will you have to endure the golden turd-nugget that is Kansas?

   I live in Oklahoma about an hour and a half south of where you are. It’s not more entertaining down here that’s for sure, but I can promise you wouldn’t have to drink alone! Ha!

   I’m free on Saturday.

3. 3 Patti
   Mar 31st, 2006 at 10:18 am

   Scratch that…I’m not free on Saturday. I’ll be traveling slightly closer to you but we’re sans internet, leaving this afternoon and hubby will be off doing his own thing.

   But hey, if you’re ever tortured with the central part of the states again, let me know!

4. 4 Broadsheet
   Mar 31st, 2006 at 10:55 am

   What? You haven’t gone to the Underground Salt Museum??? And don’t forget to go to Linsdborg, famously known as “Little Sweden”. Exciting stuff man.

5. 5 KC
   Mar 31st, 2006 at 11:04 am

   “There’s nothing to do in Wichita but look at boarded up buildings, wait for tonadoes to ruin everything, and drink.” Exactly. Which is why I don’t spend any time there.

   But if you ever make it to St. Louis, let me know. Not as many tornadoes and boarded up buildings. Plenty of places to drink, though.

6. 6 tfg
   Mar 31st, 2006 at 11:04 am

   Remember what you see in Wichita the next time you someone in Baltimore tells how great the economy is.

7. 7 Scarlet
   Mar 31st, 2006 at 12:00 pm

   I’m sorry, what? I fell asleep.

8. 8 eebmore
   Mar 31st, 2006 at 12:37 pm

   three words: truck stop whores.

   that might not be your thing, but can you do me a favor and do a little pricing for me?

9. 9 The Phoenix
   Mar 31st, 2006 at 12:57 pm

   We got a bunch of storms here…I imagine they passed through Kansas first.

10. 10 Neckbone
    Mar 31st, 2006 at 1:07 pm

    I once rode through Kansas tripping my balls off. The corn looked really cool going off to the horizon on both sides of the road. I wouldn’t recommend the state if free of pharmeceuticals, however.

11. 11 commonwombat
    Mar 31st, 2006 at 2:03 pm

    I picture you sitting naked on the floor in the corner of your darkened hotel room, covering your face with your hands, and, like Kurtz in Apocalypse Now, repeatedly whispering “The horror. The horror.”

    Did I just admit I was picturing you naked? DAMMIT!

12. 12 nuggetmaven
    Mar 31st, 2006 at 2:21 pm

    Isn’t that militant, anti-gay Westboro Baptist Church in KS, too? They seem like a barrel of laughs…

13. 13 zenchick
    Mar 31st, 2006 at 10:25 pm

    you can’t even IM? *sigh*
    (Wombat, you make me make a tinkle in my pants, like every time. You are the funniest man on the Internets.)

14. 14 BitterMom
    Apr 1st, 2006 at 6:13 pm

    I was in Iowa once. I imagine that Kansas is something like that. You should pray for a tornado.

15. 15 Bliss
    Apr 3rd, 2006 at 10:11 am

    Wichita makes me cry on the inside (former Kansas resident).

16. 16 Bridget Jones
    Apr 3rd, 2006 at 11:17 am

    Sending you a tornado, typhoon, hurricane, earthquake, snow and anything else I can think of, right away.

    FedEx will deliver just about anything….