Comments on: Bits and pieces

By: Bridget Jones

Bridget Jones — Wed, 29 Mar 2006 05:58:55 +0000

WEll thought I got over thoughts of man bits but now reading all these comments….

By: Scarlet

Scarlet — Tue, 28 Mar 2006 17:57:15 +0000

I always have the worst luck getting tires. I used to have to take my parents car to get them and once I was there for 6 hours. I wanted to cut my own arm off for entertainment.

By: Chunky Monkey

Chunky Monkey — Tue, 28 Mar 2006 16:06:37 +0000

Perhaps she thought you dress up in the clothes yourself and have someone change your diaper and feed you a bottle.

By: thedoggydidit

thedoggydidit — Tue, 28 Mar 2006 03:33:08 +0000

Hmmm, I did not stop thinking about your manhood until you said “squicky”

Then I giggled and decided to steal that word…:)

Coming to my blog very soon, “squicky”!

Thanks..

Jam

By: Poppy

Poppy — Tue, 28 Mar 2006 02:26:22 +0000

I have a car with special hubcaps (need a tool to remove them). The tools (meaning the idiots) at Sears rippled off all 4 of my hubcaps with their bear paws, destroying ALL of them, to change my tires to snow tires. When I came back in to pick up my car they didn’t tell me anything happened, I walked out to the car and noticed for myself. I went back in and asked what happened and the manager behind the counter LAUGHED IN MY FACE and told me what happened.

$200 later and I have these stupid fucking Z Racer wheels on my car. Ugh. They make me sick. FUCKING ASSHOLES.

By: Rusty

Rusty — Tue, 28 Mar 2006 00:19:01 +0000

Sears is shit! (Not THE shit…I mean like, a pile of shit.) I thought we agreed with you on that earlier! It seems like no one can ever work on a car in any way and keep it to the same price they quoted it at before coming in for service. They always find some way to screw you with your pants on. Sears is the worst…never go back!

And, um…ACW? I’m pretty sure there are a bunch of readers and commenters here who think about your “dangly man-bits” all the time.

I just realized that that sentence makes me sound about as much like I’m one of them as your buying the dress made you seem like a pedophile. Please don’t wink at me and offer a “club” for it.

By: Bridget Jones

Bridget Jones — Tue, 28 Mar 2006 00:16:35 +0000

Whoa!

Hate Sears. They never, EVER get anything right, especially cars. If I ever go back there again, you can hit me with the same sock full o’quarters, K?

Re the dress thing…well you could have said it was for you!

Re your junk…like the others, did go there but zoomed out after reading O’Reilly’s name…ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

By: Kira

Kira — Mon, 27 Mar 2006 20:25:52 +0000

maybe she secretly makes little hand-puppets with little girl dresses and thinks you do too. its like a little girl hand puppet vibe you are giving off.
or maybe you just look fertile.

By: tfg

tfg — Mon, 27 Mar 2006 20:14:08 +0000

Yeah, I hate it when they get pedophilia mixed up with cross-dressing, too.

By: zenchick

zenchick — Mon, 27 Mar 2006 20:03:56 +0000

there was nothing in this post, including your own encouragement, that made me think of your, as you so eloquently call it, “meat and potatos.”
I did, however, narrowly escape a little tinkle in my pants with that last bit about the store clerk being a pedophile :-)
You always deliver. Well, almost always.

By: Diamond Lil

Diamond Lil — Mon, 27 Mar 2006 18:41:24 +0000

As soon as you mentioned Bill O’Reilly, I stopped thinking about your junk. In fact, the only thing I could think about was subduing the murderous rage I feel every time I see or hear his name.

By: wendykat

wendykat — Mon, 27 Mar 2006 18:17:52 +0000

does your man junk have an anonymous paper sack with a question mark on it over it’s head too? cuz that’s the image i got each time you mentioned your twig and berries.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Mon, 27 Mar 2006 18:13:48 +0000

If that lady had suddenly told you that you had a girl-face, that would have been the best story ever.

And just to clarify… I’m thinking about your man-junk right now. No, I don’t like doing it, and yes, it’s creeping me out.

By: CBK

CBK — Mon, 27 Mar 2006 18:12:10 +0000

So did that Van Praagh guy communicate with Bill’s deceased credibility? Oh wait, his credibility would have to have existed at some point for that to happen. My mistake.

Too bad you don’t have Discount Tires out there. They’ve always treated me very well.

By: miss kendra

miss kendra — Mon, 27 Mar 2006 17:29:05 +0000

you realize that the internets will now bring you namblaa enthusiasts as well as the usual necrophiliacs.

good job.

(she obviously wanted to dress you up infanitlism style. booyah!)