Comments on: Fine, you can be an ambassador for my balls too http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/03/24/fine-you-can-be-an-ambassador-for-my-balls-too/ I saw you talkin'/ To Christopher Walken/ On my TV screen Fri, 25 Jul 2008 19:21:30 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6 By: Neckbone http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/03/24/fine-you-can-be-an-ambassador-for-my-balls-too/#comment-2297 Neckbone Mon, 27 Mar 2006 21:37:28 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/?p=862#comment-2297 You sick bastards stay away from my dog! You sick bastards stay away from my dog!

]]> By: sillygirl http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/03/24/fine-you-can-be-an-ambassador-for-my-balls-too/#comment-2295 sillygirl Mon, 27 Mar 2006 20:24:51 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/?p=862#comment-2295 I think of the bumper sticker... All you non conformist are alike. Yes he shouldn't have placed that on his resume. For you to get that upset about it shows that you have so much pain in your heart to hate God.... that you really need him. I will pray for you tonight ..... I think of the bumper sticker… All you non conformist are alike. Yes he shouldn’t have placed that on his resume. For you to get that upset about it shows that you have so much pain in your heart to hate God…. that you really need him. I will pray for you tonight …..

]]> By: NPR Junkie http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/03/24/fine-you-can-be-an-ambassador-for-my-balls-too/#comment-2291 NPR Junkie Mon, 27 Mar 2006 19:54:24 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/?p=862#comment-2291 Oh ACW, be still my beating heart. Every time I read a post of yours, I tinkle a little in my pants I laugh so hard. You sir are a comic genius. Oh ACW, be still my beating heart. Every time I read a post of yours, I tinkle a little in my pants I laugh so hard.

You sir are a comic genius.

]]> By: Scarlet http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/03/24/fine-you-can-be-an-ambassador-for-my-balls-too/#comment-2285 Scarlet Mon, 27 Mar 2006 17:09:22 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/?p=862#comment-2285 PUPPIES! PUPPIES!

]]> By: Vagabond http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/03/24/fine-you-can-be-an-ambassador-for-my-balls-too/#comment-2284 Vagabond Sun, 26 Mar 2006 23:48:29 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/?p=862#comment-2284 As a wise man once said... "I don't have time to not believe in something that doesn't exist." As a wise man once said…
“I don’t have time to not believe in something that doesn’t exist.”

]]> By: Bliss http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/03/24/fine-you-can-be-an-ambassador-for-my-balls-too/#comment-2283 Bliss Sun, 26 Mar 2006 17:47:06 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/?p=862#comment-2283 I'm going to apply as a Baal-worshipper, and advise everyone that the business will need to accommodate the golden calf in my office. I’m going to apply as a Baal-worshipper, and advise everyone that the business will need to accommodate the golden calf in my office.

]]> By: londonmisfit http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/03/24/fine-you-can-be-an-ambassador-for-my-balls-too/#comment-2282 londonmisfit Sat, 25 Mar 2006 20:03:39 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/?p=862#comment-2282 Hire him - you know you want to! Hire him - you know you want to!

]]> By: NuggetMaven http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/03/24/fine-you-can-be-an-ambassador-for-my-balls-too/#comment-2281 NuggetMaven Sat, 25 Mar 2006 04:09:37 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/?p=862#comment-2281 Oy! I've worked with one incarnation of "Ambassador to Jesus" guy at one point or another. I just want to scream, "I get it! Yay God! Get over yourself." For the sweet love of anything near and dear to your heart...Ixnay on the EsumeRay. Oy! I’ve worked with one incarnation of “Ambassador to Jesus” guy at one point or another. I just want to scream, “I get it! Yay God! Get over yourself.”

For the sweet love of anything near and dear to your heart…Ixnay on the EsumeRay.

]]> By: Rusty http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/03/24/fine-you-can-be-an-ambassador-for-my-balls-too/#comment-2280 Rusty Sat, 25 Mar 2006 01:47:08 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/?p=862#comment-2280 I understood, ACW. :) And I agree with you. It was stupid to put that on his resume, and incredibly stupid of him to think it would get him somewhere in the corporate world. I understood, ACW. :) And I agree with you. It was stupid to put that on his resume, and incredibly stupid of him to think it would get him somewhere in the corporate world.

]]> By: Mr. K. http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/03/24/fine-you-can-be-an-ambassador-for-my-balls-too/#comment-2279 Mr. K. Fri, 24 Mar 2006 21:58:34 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/?p=862#comment-2279 So do you think you'll hire that guy? (Sorry: couldn't resist) So do you think you’ll hire that guy?

(Sorry: couldn’t resist)

]]> By: darth http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/03/24/fine-you-can-be-an-ambassador-for-my-balls-too/#comment-2278 darth Fri, 24 Mar 2006 21:49:46 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/?p=862#comment-2278 goddammit, how come i don't get any good resumes to laugh at here? the only good one i got was addressed to me, but praised the work of a different firm in the body of the text-damn that search-replace! goddammit, how come i don’t get any good resumes to laugh at here? the only good one i got was addressed to me, but praised the work of a different firm in the body of the text-damn that search-replace!

]]> By: Anonymous Coworker http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/03/24/fine-you-can-be-an-ambassador-for-my-balls-too/#comment-2277 Anonymous Coworker Fri, 24 Mar 2006 21:30:01 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/?p=862#comment-2277 Stick- For the strippers thing alone, you're hired. eebmore- and of course, part of my intent with the comments was to use my awesome blog-power to make you look silly. tfg- I think I might have faked some seizures to get out of them. Bekah- Ha ha! You said "cock"! Phoenix- Maybe if Jesus had helped this guy with his resume, instead of the guy just namedropping Jesus, he would have had a chance at the job. Patti- Mmm... tastes like hypocricy.... yum. Neckbone- You are one angry bastard. I mean it in the nicest way. Put the hammer down. extra heavy- Because I consider you as someone who I wouldn't want to see harmed, I suggest you run far far away from this position, and pretend it never existed. Trust me. There are plenty other fishes in the sea, and those fishes are less gross and fishy smelling. Rusty- My beef isn't with regular God-loving folks like yourself. My admittedly exaggerated beef is with a) the unprofessionalism of the act and b) the expectations around namedropping Jesus on one's resume. eebmore- I think it goes beyond infatuation when the dog's ass gets a restraining order against you. However, I still have some pictures of the sexy beast from the last time I was there, if you want to take them off my hands. Stick- For the strippers thing alone, you’re hired.

eebmore- and of course, part of my intent with the comments was to use my awesome blog-power to make you look silly.

tfg- I think I might have faked some seizures to get out of them.

Bekah- Ha ha! You said “cock”!

Phoenix- Maybe if Jesus had helped this guy with his resume, instead of the guy just namedropping Jesus, he would have had a chance at the job.

Patti- Mmm… tastes like hypocricy…. yum.

Neckbone- You are one angry bastard. I mean it in the nicest way. Put the hammer down.

extra heavy- Because I consider you as someone who I wouldn’t want to see harmed, I suggest you run far far away from this position, and pretend it never existed. Trust me. There are plenty other fishes in the sea, and those fishes are less gross and fishy smelling.

Rusty- My beef isn’t with regular God-loving folks like yourself. My admittedly exaggerated beef is with a) the unprofessionalism of the act and b) the expectations around namedropping Jesus on one’s resume.

eebmore- I think it goes beyond infatuation when the dog’s ass gets a restraining order against you. However, I still have some pictures of the sexy beast from the last time I was there, if you want to take them off my hands.

]]> By: eebmore http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/03/24/fine-you-can-be-an-ambassador-for-my-balls-too/#comment-2276 eebmore Fri, 24 Mar 2006 20:54:36 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/?p=862#comment-2276 just for the record, the only thing I worship is neckbone's dog's ass, and that's really more of an infatuation than a religion. just for the record, the only thing I worship is neckbone’s dog’s ass, and that’s really more of an infatuation than a religion.

]]> By: Rusty http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/03/24/fine-you-can-be-an-ambassador-for-my-balls-too/#comment-2275 Rusty Fri, 24 Mar 2006 20:43:18 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/?p=862#comment-2275 Hmmm...intruiguing (and funny) comments. I'm a church-goer myself, but I would never, ever, ever put that on a resume. I pretty much keep it to myself, which is a good thing, because I curse like a sailor, and I would probably give Christianity a bad name (um...on second thought, I probably do anyway). I assume the "keeping it to yourself" was more what you were advocating, and not the fact that the guy was religious. You make some really good points, but I'm somewhere between you and eebmore on this one...I can see it both ways. Hilarious post, though! Hmmm…intruiguing (and funny) comments. I’m a church-goer myself, but I would never, ever, ever put that on a resume. I pretty much keep it to myself, which is a good thing, because I curse like a sailor, and I would probably give Christianity a bad name (um…on second thought, I probably do anyway). I assume the “keeping it to yourself” was more what you were advocating, and not the fact that the guy was religious. You make some really good points, but I’m somewhere between you and eebmore on this one…I can see it both ways. Hilarious post, though!

]]> By: eXtra heavy http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/03/24/fine-you-can-be-an-ambassador-for-my-balls-too/#comment-2274 eXtra heavy Fri, 24 Mar 2006 20:28:22 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/?p=862#comment-2274 So, if Jesus Boy didn't get the job, can an agnostic nerd like me get an interview? How much are we talking here? So, if Jesus Boy didn’t get the job, can an agnostic nerd like me get an interview?

How much are we talking here?

]]> By: Neckbone http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/03/24/fine-you-can-be-an-ambassador-for-my-balls-too/#comment-2273 Neckbone Fri, 24 Mar 2006 20:12:05 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/?p=862#comment-2273 that's the same kind of fuckwit who tells me to "have a blessed day". I've found that if I lovingly caress their temple with a ball-pein hammer it tends to tone their shit down a tad. Try it! that’s the same kind of fuckwit who tells me to “have a blessed day”. I’ve found that if I lovingly caress their temple with a ball-pein hammer it tends to tone their shit down a tad. Try it!

]]> By: Patti http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/03/24/fine-you-can-be-an-ambassador-for-my-balls-too/#comment-2271 Patti Fri, 24 Mar 2006 19:36:46 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/?p=862#comment-2271 living in what's referred to as the Bible Belt's buckle... I can say my company would've hired his retarded ass and promoted him to CEO within the week. We're forced to endure the reading of Jesus' birth from the Bible prior to our December staff luncheon. Board Directors vote against things like providing ad space to lottery, tobacco, liquor clients based on the need to uphold the very moral fabric our company was built on. All the while it's executives make comments to women like "You're looking really perky in that sweater today" and "I watched that Paris Hilton video and it reminded me of you" and "Can I feel of it"...because...yeah...THAT is what this company is really built on. Tried suing them...didn't work. So now I pretend to work while reading blogs...can't get fired. And they continue hiring idiots who put that on their resume and then get caught fucking the Marketing Manager in the board room....but whatever man....whatever. I'M not bitter! p.s. TGIF! I'm having Captain Morgans & Coke! living in what’s referred to as the Bible Belt’s buckle… I can say my company would’ve hired his retarded ass and promoted him to CEO within the week.

We’re forced to endure the reading of Jesus’ birth from the Bible prior to our December staff luncheon. Board Directors vote against things like providing ad space to lottery, tobacco, liquor clients based on the need to uphold the very moral fabric our company was built on. All the while it’s executives make comments to women like “You’re looking really perky in that sweater today” and “I watched that Paris Hilton video and it reminded me of you” and “Can I feel of it”…because…yeah…THAT is what this company is really built on.

Tried suing them…didn’t work. So now I pretend to work while reading blogs…can’t get fired. And they continue hiring idiots who put that on their resume and then get caught fucking the Marketing Manager in the board room….but whatever man….whatever. I’M not bitter!

p.s. TGIF! I’m having Captain Morgans & Coke!

]]> By: The Phoenix http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/03/24/fine-you-can-be-an-ambassador-for-my-balls-too/#comment-2270 The Phoenix Fri, 24 Mar 2006 18:53:24 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/?p=862#comment-2270 Don't worry, Jesus loves you and forgives you for trashing his appointed-one's resume. Don’t worry, Jesus loves you and forgives you for trashing his appointed-one’s resume.

]]> By: Bekah http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/03/24/fine-you-can-be-an-ambassador-for-my-balls-too/#comment-2269 Bekah Fri, 24 Mar 2006 18:30:13 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/?p=862#comment-2269 Mmm, cocktail shrimp. Mmm, cocktail shrimp.

]]> By: tfg http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/03/24/fine-you-can-be-an-ambassador-for-my-balls-too/#comment-2263 tfg Fri, 24 Mar 2006 17:41:17 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/?p=862#comment-2263 That kind of crap plays big out in the Midwest. Someday I'll post about a former employer that held Bible studies on the clock. That kind of crap plays big out in the Midwest. Someday I’ll post about a former employer that held Bible studies on the clock.

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