Comments on: Dear Hollywood,

By: the lorider

the lorider — Tue, 07 Mar 2006 16:35:42 +0000

BRING IT, acw!

By: The Phoenix

The Phoenix — Tue, 07 Mar 2006 15:58:18 +0000

So how do you really feel about it? Fo shizzle?

By: hink

hink — Mon, 06 Mar 2006 23:54:35 +0000

Hey now! Some of my best friends are Three 6 mafia.

Poseur mobile! wikky wikky

By: mokiejovis

mokiejovis — Mon, 06 Mar 2006 20:55:53 +0000

I just discovered today that my scale now has a lower bottom than “DEATH BY BOREDOM.” The final, lowest rung is, “FEEL LIKE I’M HIP DEEP IN A PILE OF MY OWN KINKADE.”

By: Anonymous Coworker

Anonymous Coworker — Mon, 06 Mar 2006 20:13:58 +0000

Phoenix- Flattery will get you… into my pants.

Bekah- And possibly a third installment if we’re lucky!

By: Bekah

Bekah — Mon, 06 Mar 2006 19:51:27 +0000

What concerns me the most here is that Slob on my Knob is part two. Oh, god, that means there’s ANOTHER ONE.

By: thephoenixnyc

thephoenixnyc — Mon, 06 Mar 2006 19:29:35 +0000

This might be you best post ever.

By: Anonymous Coworker

Anonymous Coworker — Mon, 06 Mar 2006 19:18:37 +0000

MIL- I’m glad we concur.

Jessica- Jon Stewart is so dreamy.

Kendra- Oscar night affects traffic? I thought all the big stars were using teleporters these days.

Darth- I totally agree with you. At one point it may have been relevant to recognize the SCORE but now, doing the song thing, it’s ridiculous.

By: darth

darth — Mon, 06 Mar 2006 18:13:15 +0000

can’t MTV just handle the music side? i’m all for recognizing total soundtracks, which can make or break a movie mood..but individual songs? all that does is encourage these idiotic studios to put in inappropriate pop songs and hire mariah carey etc…

By: miss kendra

miss kendra — Mon, 06 Mar 2006 18:07:53 +0000

i watched about ten minutes of it.

the independent spirit awards were better.

plus, oscar night fucks up traffic. i hate it.

By: jessica

jessica — Mon, 06 Mar 2006 17:52:41 +0000

I couldn’t agree with you more, ACW. Jon Stewart (who I’d gladly hump for sport as well) was about the only factor that made it worthwhile for me. You are so right about the whole Three 6 Mafia sham, I can’t even add anything to it. :)

By: melissa.in.london

melissa.in.london — Mon, 06 Mar 2006 17:48:45 +0000

BJB beat me to it. But as you say, just a few flecks of pepper in a mountain of salt.

By: Maxy's Pad

Maxy's Pad — Mon, 06 Mar 2006 17:39:35 +0000

What else can we expect from this group of self-described beacons of enlightened reason? Tripping all over themselves in a furious rush to congratulate each other on the importance of their industry and its products. The same industry, by the way, which in 2005 gave us such important work as THE DUKES OF HAZARD, DOOM, THE RINGER and sequels to answer the profound questions raised in SAW and DEUCE BIGALO.

Yes, the movies recognized last night were significant. But they only represent a minute percentage of the vast amount of total crap that Hollywood tries to sell us every year. And indeed, does sell to us (or someone, anyway), making themselves filthy rich in the process.

Hell, using that kind of dim, marginal logic, the Iraq war is a huge success, Pop Tarts are good for you (they have vitamins), and I am the greatest lover of all time (just ask me).

Having said all that, George Clooney is still the coolest and Keira Knightley is destined to be my soul mate. If only she would take the time to get to know

By: Anonymous Coworker

Anonymous Coworker — Mon, 06 Mar 2006 17:37:29 +0000

DL- The future will be fine, the present will be a terrible headache.

TDDI- I have no idea how that song got nominated.

Scarlet- I agree, she turned in a pretty good tune.

PLD- Jack Nicholson looked like he was about to crap his pants. And Matt Dillon couldn’t have been THAT pissed, he was in about 50% of all the camera angles.

BJB- Okay. The fact remains that it’s a few flakes of pepper in a mountain of salt.

KC- I think it was a pretty exciting night.

By: KC

KC — Mon, 06 Mar 2006 17:32:56 +0000

First of all, how did this song even get nominated? Jeezus!

You could have heard a pin drop at our house when they announced CRASH as the Best Picture winner. I almost cried. Brokeback Mountain was robbed, I tell ya! Robbed!

By: bonanza jellybean

bonanza jellybean — Mon, 06 Mar 2006 17:02:43 +0000

Denzel was the first black Leading Actor winner back in 2001 for Training Day.

By: PLD

PLD — Mon, 06 Mar 2006 16:50:58 +0000

Lost $5, but had great cheese and wine. Another enjoyable Superbowl for Women in my book.

How surprised was Jack Nicholson when he opened the envelope? How pissed was Matt Dillon when he realized he was sitting behind Charlize Theron’s bow?

By: Scarlet

Scarlet — Mon, 06 Mar 2006 16:49:50 +0000

Should have been Dolly.

By: thedoggydidit

thedoggydidit — Mon, 06 Mar 2006 16:29:42 +0000

I was equally as appauled as you are, I thought it was kinda messed up that Queen Latifah, who I just adore, I think she is very funny, and classy. She was so excited for these disgusting thugs to win this award as she announced it as if they deserved it…I seriously wonder how they make these decisions, apparently a few of the judges used the christmas tree method on their score cards.

Whatever

By: mokiejovis

mokiejovis — Mon, 06 Mar 2006 16:14:10 +0000

Doug and DL: I believe I fixed it. The CSS tends to fail in IE when there’s an object wider than the content div on the main page. I’m willing to bet that firefox doesn’t fail when that happens due to superior box-model goodness, but I could be wrong. Either way, remind ACW not to post pictures wider than about 450 pixels.