Comments on: My brain is named Calvin and my stomach is named Shubert http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/02/28/my-brain-is-named-calvin-and-my-stomach-is-named-shubert/ I saw you talkin'/ To Christopher Walken/ On my TV screen Sun, 20 Jul 2008 02:30:05 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6 By: KC http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/02/28/my-brain-is-named-calvin-and-my-stomach-is-named-shubert/#comment-1907 KC Wed, 01 Mar 2006 16:15:14 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/?p=845#comment-1907 That was the best evacuation procedure story I've ever read! Maybe you should get sick more often. That was the best evacuation procedure story I’ve ever read! Maybe you should get sick more often.

]]> By: NuggetMaven http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/02/28/my-brain-is-named-calvin-and-my-stomach-is-named-shubert/#comment-1906 NuggetMaven Wed, 01 Mar 2006 16:10:51 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/?p=845#comment-1906 Scambled eggs in the sinuses? Great visual... sudden onset explosive vomitting. YUM! Scambled eggs in the sinuses? Great visual… sudden onset explosive vomitting. YUM!

]]> By: wordwhiz http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/02/28/my-brain-is-named-calvin-and-my-stomach-is-named-shubert/#comment-1897 wordwhiz Wed, 01 Mar 2006 11:25:31 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/?p=845#comment-1897 Been sick? I hope you're feeling better now. I got a horrible cold which started the day before my recent vacation. It was gone in only about four days. Apparently warm sea air is GREAT for a head cold. I be those people who live in the Caribbean NEVER get colds. Been sick? I hope you’re feeling better now. I got a horrible cold which started the day before my recent vacation. It was gone in only about four days. Apparently warm sea air is GREAT for a head cold. I be those people who live in the Caribbean NEVER get colds.

]]> By: commonwombat http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/02/28/my-brain-is-named-calvin-and-my-stomach-is-named-shubert/#comment-1896 commonwombat Wed, 01 Mar 2006 04:58:21 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/?p=845#comment-1896 That was, like, the "War and Peace" of exploding butt stories. That was, like, the “War and Peace” of exploding butt stories.

]]> By: Patti http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/02/28/my-brain-is-named-calvin-and-my-stomach-is-named-shubert/#comment-1894 Patti Tue, 28 Feb 2006 22:26:24 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/?p=845#comment-1894 great...now when I'm at work doing that "safety" thing....I'm not going to be able to use the words "Evacuation Procedure" without thinking of poo and pre-regurgi-poo. great…now when I’m at work doing that “safety” thing….I’m not going to be able to use the words “Evacuation Procedure” without thinking of poo and pre-regurgi-poo.

]]> By: Anonymous Coworker http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/02/28/my-brain-is-named-calvin-and-my-stomach-is-named-shubert/#comment-1893 Anonymous Coworker Tue, 28 Feb 2006 21:47:03 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/?p=845#comment-1893 TDDI- It was horrible. Yes, about 10 pounds so far. Just eat some raw bacon, and make sure it's really old. DL- I was pre-cooked turkey bacon that was supposedly well within its expiration date, but it may have just been the sell-by date. Mokie- Good. Serra- Ha ha! No. I'm sure H's Ma will do you in soon though. Kendra- Seriously serious. Rach- I actually only had one piece. NM- It's all inside voice all the time around here. And No, I don't think prayers are warranted when you have scrambled eggs lodged in your sinuses. eebmore- You've got me wrong, bro. I watched ALL of them. Wendykat- Actually, it's more like "mmmbacon(insert6hours)vomitvomitvomitpooppoop" Jemima- Thank you, and yes, the gatorade was delicious. Jess- To be honest, I'm not really sure what you all find so funny. Thanks though. Broadsheet- Yes, a bad joke, but it's why I find you so funny. TDDI- It was horrible. Yes, about 10 pounds so far. Just eat some raw bacon, and make sure it’s really old.

DL- I was pre-cooked turkey bacon that was supposedly well within its expiration date, but it may have just been the sell-by date.

Mokie- Good.

Serra- Ha ha! No. I’m sure H’s Ma will do you in soon though.

Kendra- Seriously serious.

Rach- I actually only had one piece.

NM- It’s all inside voice all the time around here. And No, I don’t think prayers are warranted when you have scrambled eggs lodged in your sinuses.

eebmore- You’ve got me wrong, bro. I watched ALL of them.

Wendykat- Actually, it’s more like “mmmbacon(insert6hours)vomitvomitvomitpooppoop”

Jemima- Thank you, and yes, the gatorade was delicious.

Jess- To be honest, I’m not really sure what you all find so funny. Thanks though.

Broadsheet- Yes, a bad joke, but it’s why I find you so funny.

]]> By: Broadsheet http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/02/28/my-brain-is-named-calvin-and-my-stomach-is-named-shubert/#comment-1892 Broadsheet Tue, 28 Feb 2006 21:10:52 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/?p=845#comment-1892 That was some funny shit! Sorry - bad joke. That was some funny shit! Sorry - bad joke.

]]> By: Jess http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/02/28/my-brain-is-named-calvin-and-my-stomach-is-named-shubert/#comment-1891 Jess Tue, 28 Feb 2006 21:00:58 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/?p=845#comment-1891 How on earth can you be so funny when you're sick? How on earth can you be so funny when you’re sick?

]]> By: Jemima http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/02/28/my-brain-is-named-calvin-and-my-stomach-is-named-shubert/#comment-1890 Jemima Tue, 28 Feb 2006 20:46:26 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/?p=845#comment-1890 Oof, sounds like a rough night. Hope the Gatorade is delicious. Oof, sounds like a rough night. Hope the Gatorade is delicious.

]]> By: wendykat http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/02/28/my-brain-is-named-calvin-and-my-stomach-is-named-shubert/#comment-1889 wendykat Tue, 28 Feb 2006 20:38:07 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/?p=845#comment-1889 mmmmbacon. mmmmbacon.

]]> By: eebmore http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/02/28/my-brain-is-named-calvin-and-my-stomach-is-named-shubert/#comment-1888 eebmore Tue, 28 Feb 2006 19:38:39 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/?p=845#comment-1888 you picked The Hulk over The Outlaw Josie Wales?! What the hell is wrong with you? you picked The Hulk over The Outlaw Josie Wales?! What the hell is wrong with you?

]]> By: NuggetMaven http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/02/28/my-brain-is-named-calvin-and-my-stomach-is-named-shubert/#comment-1887 NuggetMaven Tue, 28 Feb 2006 19:23:20 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/?p=845#comment-1887 Sorry for your colon clenching event... however! I will tell you this, but... if you throw in a psoraisis flare up, you just detailed what it was like when I was taking Xenical every day. Yep, right down to the dialogue with one's colon. Inquiring minds want to know... did you use your inside voice? Also... once you got the legs functioning fast enough to get to the evacuation point... did you say a prayer of thanksgiving? I know I usually do. Hehehe, who needs Xenical (aka Orlistat) when there's ACW's questionable bacon? Sorry for your colon clenching event… however! I will tell you this, but… if you throw in a psoraisis flare up, you just detailed what it was like when I was taking Xenical every day. Yep, right down to the dialogue with one’s colon.

Inquiring minds want to know… did you use your inside voice?

Also… once you got the legs functioning fast enough to get to the evacuation point… did you say a prayer of thanksgiving? I know I usually do.

Hehehe, who needs Xenical (aka Orlistat) when there’s ACW’s questionable bacon?

]]> By: rach http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/02/28/my-brain-is-named-calvin-and-my-stomach-is-named-shubert/#comment-1886 rach Tue, 28 Feb 2006 18:37:29 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/?p=845#comment-1886 good lord...how much of that bacon did you have? was it green? gotta love the phrase, "sweet mother of colon!" classic. good lord…how much of that bacon did you have? was it green?

gotta love the phrase, “sweet mother of colon!”

classic.

]]> By: miss kendra http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/02/28/my-brain-is-named-calvin-and-my-stomach-is-named-shubert/#comment-1885 miss kendra Tue, 28 Feb 2006 18:24:54 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/?p=845#comment-1885 you almost poo-ed the bed? that's serious. you almost poo-ed the bed?

that’s serious.

]]> By: Serra http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/02/28/my-brain-is-named-calvin-and-my-stomach-is-named-shubert/#comment-1884 Serra Tue, 28 Feb 2006 18:23:42 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/?p=845#comment-1884 Wait--have you been in the fridge at my house? Wait–have you been in the fridge at my house?

]]> By: mokiejovis http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/02/28/my-brain-is-named-calvin-and-my-stomach-is-named-shubert/#comment-1883 mokiejovis Tue, 28 Feb 2006 18:16:53 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/?p=845#comment-1883 Oh my god. I laughed so hard tears were flowing down my cheeks. Oh my god. I laughed so hard tears were flowing down my cheeks.

]]> By: Diamond Lil http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/02/28/my-brain-is-named-calvin-and-my-stomach-is-named-shubert/#comment-1882 Diamond Lil Tue, 28 Feb 2006 18:05:20 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/?p=845#comment-1882 Oh my. This could be the very re-cap of when I got cryptosporidium from Milwaukee's tap water. Except, it wasn't Dirty Harry, it was a Knight Rider, Macgyver, A-Team marathon, Was the bacon undercooked or just suspect? Oh my. This could be the very re-cap of when I got cryptosporidium from Milwaukee’s tap water. Except, it wasn’t Dirty Harry, it was a Knight Rider, Macgyver, A-Team marathon,

Was the bacon undercooked or just suspect?

]]> By: thedoggydidit http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/02/28/my-brain-is-named-calvin-and-my-stomach-is-named-shubert/#comment-1881 thedoggydidit Tue, 28 Feb 2006 17:49:39 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/?p=845#comment-1881 That sounds freaking nasty..... Did you say you lost 8lbs?? So um....how do I get a piece of that bacon?? No, really? That sounds freaking nasty…..

Did you say you lost 8lbs??

So um….how do I get a piece of that bacon??

No, really?

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