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- Yep, this title is totally pointless
- Have you noticed that the titles have become totally meaningless?
- I just went right off the rails with this one. It's like staring into the brain of a crazy person.
- The longer I live, the more I'll favor mandatory sterilization
- Seems a long way to go for a lame "Who's the Boss?" joke
- His name would be Grinchitlerelzebub
- Well, that was a complete 180
- This one might bite me in the ass
- I think this is the third time I've written this post
- Sweet Jesus, my brain
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A sandwich
The burrito from Chipotle I’m gonna eat for lunch.
The monster, awesome sandwich spread I’m about to make.
The goat! Thegoatthegoatthegoat!
grand poos.
that i too, can’t think of a damn thing to say.
I’m eating garlic hummus on these very garlicky little cracker/toast things, and I’m thinking “Thank god Sally is at work, and I won’t be expected to smooch anyone for several hours… ‘Cause I smell like one of Emeril’s wet dreams.”
I mean, cause of the garlic… Not because I smell like semen.
what “chissakes” means? I am snickering.
i’m thinking i can’t wait till it’s tomorrow. around 4pm…
I’m thinking about eating a second brownie and hoping someone else picks up the ringing phone.
yogurt, iced tea, and my dry skin
I’m thinking about Kanye West saying he should be in the Bible. I’m trying to figure out whether he’s an old school Testement kinda guy, or does he belong in the New Testement?
I was trying to decide if I should order room service or not.
Sex.
Who do I gotta blow around here to get a sandwhich?
Or a noodle bowl?
The mahoosive boobies I just saw on a woman downstairs in my office building. They would take your eye out.
Wondering if my Mom is going to enjoy the play I’m taking her to tonight. But then, she’s not much of a critic, so she’ll probably say she liked it whether or not she did.
I wonder if I’ll like it?
The raspberry iced tea in my waterbottle tastes “off.” If it’s fermented, will I get drunk if I drink it? If I don’t barf first, of course. Is it worth the risk?
How my ass bones hurt from sitting all day. That and how I hope no one sees me when I pick the glass-shard-like boogs out of my nose. And if they do, fuck it. It’s not like I’m eating them.
Today
Right now I’m wondering where Cleavers works.
Ventriloquist Dummies.
i need to pee. AGAIN.
Why does only my flatulence smell like lilacs?
how much my head hurts and trying to calculate how long it will take for the aleve to kick in. thinking about it makes my head hurt more…
Tubgirl
ciggarettes, alchohol
I’d really like some strawberries dipped in chocolate and fed to me by a naked Orlando Bloom…..well you did ask.
diana ross’s Chain Reaction.
thinking about leaving a comment
How it sucks that the spaghetti sauce I am making won’t be ready for another 2 hours or so because it smells yummy.
I need to go brush my teeth
Chicken Noodle Soup or Hot Buttered Rum… which is the better to take for a cold?
How many of your posts I have to catch up with!