Comments on: NASCAR, bitches! http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/02/08/nascar-bitches/ It's over! Thu, 28 Aug 2008 13:50:29 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.1 By: tfg http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/02/08/nascar-bitches/#comment-1568 tfg Wed, 08 Feb 2006 23:55:07 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/02/08/nascar-bitches/#comment-1568 Better yet, argue vehemently that Dale's car should be unretired and driven by NASCAR's first black driver. Better yet, argue vehemently that Dale’s car should be unretired and driven by NASCAR’s first black driver.

]]> By: Double Dogged http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/02/08/nascar-bitches/#comment-1567 Double Dogged Wed, 08 Feb 2006 23:31:50 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/02/08/nascar-bitches/#comment-1567 Even is you don't get fed, you will get your 100 smackers. It has been a while since I did any surveys. They can be fun at times. Even is you don’t get fed, you will get your 100 smackers. It has been a while since I did any surveys. They can be fun at times.

]]> By: usedhack http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/02/08/nascar-bitches/#comment-1561 usedhack Wed, 08 Feb 2006 21:55:20 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/02/08/nascar-bitches/#comment-1561 I was just going to say how much I envy you, but CBK's suggestion is pure fucking genius. I got nothin.' I was just going to say how much I envy you, but CBK’s suggestion is pure fucking genius. I got nothin.’

]]> By: Cham Green http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/02/08/nascar-bitches/#comment-1560 Cham Green Wed, 08 Feb 2006 21:50:59 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/02/08/nascar-bitches/#comment-1560 That is my vision of hell, being surrounded by NASCAR fans and being forced to talk about it. Tell them you think Dale was assasinated and NASCAR covered it up, that should get them all going. If you enjoy this type of thing you should become a McCormick taster. Tthey think I spend $100 a week in the frozen food aisle, I am a SAHM and have 5 hungry kids. The extra money I get from taste testing their crap comes in handy. That is my vision of hell, being surrounded by NASCAR fans and being forced to talk about it. Tell them you think Dale was assasinated and NASCAR covered it up, that should get them all going.

If you enjoy this type of thing you should become a McCormick taster. Tthey think I spend $100 a week in the frozen food aisle, I am a SAHM and have 5 hungry kids. The extra money I get from taste testing their crap comes in handy.

]]> By: Freedom Girl http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/02/08/nascar-bitches/#comment-1557 Freedom Girl Wed, 08 Feb 2006 18:39:08 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/02/08/nascar-bitches/#comment-1557 Why do you mock NASCAR so? Everyone knows its the NEW American pastime... ...for married cousins and their snot nosed, mouth-breathing children. Why do you mock NASCAR so? Everyone knows its the NEW American pastime…

…for married cousins and their snot nosed, mouth-breathing children.

]]> By: Libby http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/02/08/nascar-bitches/#comment-1556 Libby Wed, 08 Feb 2006 18:04:30 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/02/08/nascar-bitches/#comment-1556 I got paid $100 last week to sit and watch deposition videos and tell the lawyers what I thought of the people...that was highly entertaining. And they didn't feed us much but those cookies from the blue tin. I was unhappy. Eat some lasagne and piss off some mokes for me, won't you? :) I got paid $100 last week to sit and watch deposition videos and tell the lawyers what I thought of the people…that was highly entertaining.

And they didn’t feed us much but those cookies from the blue tin. I was unhappy.

Eat some lasagne and piss off some mokes for me, won’t you? :)

]]> By: wendykat http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/02/08/nascar-bitches/#comment-1555 wendykat Wed, 08 Feb 2006 17:28:12 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/02/08/nascar-bitches/#comment-1555 take pictures. take pictures.

]]> By: miss kendra http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/02/08/nascar-bitches/#comment-1554 miss kendra Wed, 08 Feb 2006 17:10:55 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/02/08/nascar-bitches/#comment-1554 these are all briliiant ideas. i think you should try to work all of them in. this may require "multiple personalities," but i think you an pull it off. these are all briliiant ideas.

i think you should try to work all of them in. this may require “multiple personalities,” but i think you an pull it off.

]]> By: darth http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/02/08/nascar-bitches/#comment-1553 darth Wed, 08 Feb 2006 17:00:19 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/02/08/nascar-bitches/#comment-1553 the mind boggles...i think you should prepare a whole rant about how NASA fucked up the space shuttle program, how we need private investment in space travel, how the moon landing was probably faked, and...when they gently correct you and tell you its NASCAR, say.."who gives a shit about that?" the mind boggles…i think you should prepare a whole rant about how NASA fucked up the space shuttle program, how we need private investment in space travel, how the moon landing was probably faked, and…when they gently correct you and tell you its NASCAR, say..”who gives a shit about that?”

]]> By: CBK http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/02/08/nascar-bitches/#comment-1552 CBK Wed, 08 Feb 2006 16:06:49 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/02/08/nascar-bitches/#comment-1552 I say wear a full NASCAR jumpsuit, complete with sponsor patches, a baseball cap with a big "3" on it, cheesy Dale Earnhardt sunglasses, and a big, bushy, fake mustache. Sit quietly during the whole presentation, and at the end get up, shake your head disapprovingly at everyone and say "Jesus H. Christ, you people need to get a life!" I say wear a full NASCAR jumpsuit, complete with sponsor patches, a baseball cap with a big “3″ on it, cheesy Dale Earnhardt sunglasses, and a big, bushy, fake mustache. Sit quietly during the whole presentation, and at the end get up, shake your head disapprovingly at everyone and say “Jesus H. Christ, you people need to get a life!”

]]> By: PLD http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/02/08/nascar-bitches/#comment-1551 PLD Wed, 08 Feb 2006 15:57:40 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/02/08/nascar-bitches/#comment-1551 no way - focus groups is the easiest money ever. Hardest thing about working in advertising is no no longer qualifying to sit on the other side of that 1-way mirror. Have fun! no way - focus groups is the easiest money ever. Hardest thing about working in advertising is no no longer qualifying to sit on the other side of that 1-way mirror.

Have fun!

]]> By: KC http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/02/08/nascar-bitches/#comment-1549 KC Wed, 08 Feb 2006 15:35:10 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/02/08/nascar-bitches/#comment-1549 Your telemarketing call sounds much more interesting than the one I got last week from DOVE. They asked me if I agreed that TV was too violent for children to watch. I said "no" and they hung up. Guess we weren't on the same wavelength. I wouldn't be on the same wavelength with Nascar either. Have fun. Cause trouble! Your telemarketing call sounds much more interesting than the one I got last week from DOVE. They asked me if I agreed that TV was too violent for children to watch. I said “no” and they hung up. Guess we weren’t on the same wavelength. I wouldn’t be on the same wavelength with Nascar either. Have fun. Cause trouble!

]]> By: babblingdweeb http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/02/08/nascar-bitches/#comment-1548 babblingdweeb Wed, 08 Feb 2006 14:40:29 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/02/08/nascar-bitches/#comment-1548 I get paid more then a hundred bucks to be a douchebag all day, every day. It even says "douchebag" on my biz cards. I get paid more then a hundred bucks to be a douchebag all day, every day. It even says “douchebag” on my biz cards.

]]> By: Broadsheet http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/02/08/nascar-bitches/#comment-1547 Broadsheet Wed, 08 Feb 2006 14:40:21 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/02/08/nascar-bitches/#comment-1547 Of ALL the people in the world, perhaps you and my brother are the last demographic on EARTH, that this group wants to deal with! It's like Pat Robertson calling you and asking you to be part of a focus group on mega churches - only better! Better get working on your beer belly and growing that mullet. Of ALL the people in the world, perhaps you and my brother are the last demographic on EARTH, that this group wants to deal with! It’s like Pat Robertson calling you and asking you to be part of a focus group on mega churches - only better! Better get working on your beer belly and growing that mullet.

]]> By: Poppy http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/02/08/nascar-bitches/#comment-1545 Poppy Wed, 08 Feb 2006 14:30:38 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/02/08/nascar-bitches/#comment-1545 My brother's family is giving you the evil eye right now. They're hardcore. And, I shit you not, my nephew graduated from the NASCAR certified college in Virginia. He is certified to be a NASCAR mechanic. My brother’s family is giving you the evil eye right now. They’re hardcore.

And, I shit you not, my nephew graduated from the NASCAR certified college in Virginia. He is certified to be a NASCAR mechanic.

]]> By: Patti http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/02/08/nascar-bitches/#comment-1544 Patti Wed, 08 Feb 2006 14:21:04 +0000 http://www.anonymouscoworker.com/2006/02/08/nascar-bitches/#comment-1544 Wear a suit, it'll confuse the hell out of them. Wear a suit, it’ll confuse the hell out of them.

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