In my office it’s apparently inappropriate to tell a coworker that you’re having a “fat wad of succulent turkey titty” for lunch.
Turkey-breast sandwiches should be refereed to as nothing more than turkey-breast sandwiches. Duly noted.
We’ve got wang-talk to make
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You know the funny part is… In my office, that’d be acceptable.
YOU didn’t say that, did you? ;)
At least it’s better than my boss telling one of the guys in my office that “the girls are looking particularly perky today” before patting him on the pectoral muscle.
It was disturbing, and yet made me giggle for over an hour. Of course, that could be the painkillers too.
Huh. Who’d have thought?! Seems pretty honest, anyway.
People can be so uptight…
gee…. I wonder if that’s true at my office, too…..?
I disagree. And now I shall refer to a turkey breast sandwich as a “fat wad of succulent turkey titty”. Thank you for that.
Boy. You are just concerning sometimes. I can’t wait for you and ACWF to come to London, and order a “turkey titty” sandwich. Heh!
In my office, that wouldn’t have even raised an eyebrow.
I’d hate to see what penalty your office enacts for talking about a hot dog.
– david
You must work with a bunch of tight asses. Turkey Titty sounds good to me.
“fat wad of succulent turkey titty”…I just need to reflect on that for a minute.
You know… Reading it again, it’s still just as funny… But I’d bet it was the “wad” that put it over the edge. “succulent turkey-titty”… no problem there… But the “fat wad” part sounds kinda dirty.