This just in

In my office it’s apparently inappropriate to tell a coworker that you’re having a “fat wad of succulent turkey titty” for lunch.

Turkey-breast sandwiches should be refereed to as nothing more than turkey-breast sandwiches. Duly noted.

11 Responses to “This just in”


  1. 1 scum

    You know the funny part is… In my office, that’d be acceptable.

  2. 2 Libby

    YOU didn’t say that, did you? ;)

    At least it’s better than my boss telling one of the guys in my office that “the girls are looking particularly perky today” before patting him on the pectoral muscle.

    It was disturbing, and yet made me giggle for over an hour. Of course, that could be the painkillers too.

  3. 3 melissa.in.london

    Huh. Who’d have thought?! Seems pretty honest, anyway.

    People can be so uptight…

  4. 4 the lorider

    gee…. I wonder if that’s true at my office, too…..?

  5. 5 Me Over Here

    I disagree. And now I shall refer to a turkey breast sandwich as a “fat wad of succulent turkey titty”. Thank you for that.

  6. 6 deanne

    Boy. You are just concerning sometimes. I can’t wait for you and ACWF to come to London, and order a “turkey titty” sandwich. Heh!

  7. 7 tfg

    In my office, that wouldn’t have even raised an eyebrow.

  8. 8 David Amulet

    I’d hate to see what penalty your office enacts for talking about a hot dog.

    – david

  9. 9 Double Dogged

    You must work with a bunch of tight asses. Turkey Titty sounds good to me.

  10. 10 babblingdweeb

    “fat wad of succulent turkey titty”…I just need to reflect on that for a minute.

  11. 11 scum

    You know… Reading it again, it’s still just as funny… But I’d bet it was the “wad” that put it over the edge. “succulent turkey-titty”… no problem there… But the “fat wad” part sounds kinda dirty.

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