Shit- Updated

I think I just took a double dose of psuedoephedrine. I looked at the blister pack and it looked like I hadn’t taken any, so I popped out two and took them. Then I noticed that all the pills were gone.

Am I going to die?

Update: I am not dead. However, each breath is like an artic wind travelling from my nostrils down my throat. I’m about to take a Vagisil in an attempt to restore some of my natural “wetness”.

13 Responses to “Shit- Updated”


  1. 1 melissa.in.london

    Nah. For an entire week I was sick, I was popping a double dose of Advil Cold and Sinus, which contains that meth-making ingredient, too.

    I’m fine.

    Or perhaps that explains a lot…

  2. 2 the lorider

    yes. in about 60 years.

  3. 3 Poppy

    Probably not, but you might want a designated driver…

  4. 4 mokiejovis

    Absolutely. Your liver will be totally decongested, though.

  5. 5 usedhack

    I used to always take a double dose on purpose when I had a major headache. I think the Vagisil could help, though. :)

  6. 6 miss kendra

    vagisil is for odor and itching. if you’re talking about personal lubricants, ky is better.

    and you wouldn’t take it. you have to apply it.

    duh.

    actually, go ahead and take some. see what happens.

  7. 7 zenchick

    no, I’m sure on the KY instructions it says, “for external use only” (which is kinda ironic, eh?) or at the very least “do not ingest”.
    Not that I would know.

  8. 8 thephoenixnyc

    hahahahah, tooo fucking funny man

    Take some Ex Lax and you will be free and clear in all your holes.

  9. 9 wendykat

    i would still think the ky would be safe to be ingested in small amounts though… i mean.. you know… from… uhm… parts? or uhm… flinging?

  10. 10 tfg

    Don’t drink anything with caffeine or you won’t be snoozing tonight.

  11. 11 rach

    yep, and that vagisil will take care of that feminine itching you’ve got going on in your…ummm…sinuses, too.

  12. 12 Patti

    hehehe….Exlax.

  13. 13 babblingdweeb

    Wait you can eat KY…I mean there is the flavor stuff right? What about the warming liquid? Can you eat that? Shit…I need to go to the hospital.

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