I think I just took a double dose of psuedoephedrine. I looked at the blister pack and it looked like I hadn’t taken any, so I popped out two and took them. Then I noticed that all the pills were gone.
Am I going to die?
Update: I am not dead. However, each breath is like an artic wind travelling from my nostrils down my throat. I’m about to take a Vagisil in an attempt to restore some of my natural “wetness”.

Nah. For an entire week I was sick, I was popping a double dose of Advil Cold and Sinus, which contains that meth-making ingredient, too.
I’m fine.
Or perhaps that explains a lot…
yes. in about 60 years.
Probably not, but you might want a designated driver…
Absolutely. Your liver will be totally decongested, though.
I used to always take a double dose on purpose when I had a major headache. I think the Vagisil could help, though. :)
vagisil is for odor and itching. if you’re talking about personal lubricants, ky is better.
and you wouldn’t take it. you have to apply it.
duh.
actually, go ahead and take some. see what happens.
no, I’m sure on the KY instructions it says, “for external use only” (which is kinda ironic, eh?) or at the very least “do not ingest”.
Not that I would know.
hahahahah, tooo fucking funny man
Take some Ex Lax and you will be free and clear in all your holes.
i would still think the ky would be safe to be ingested in small amounts though… i mean.. you know… from… uhm… parts? or uhm… flinging?
Don’t drink anything with caffeine or you won’t be snoozing tonight.
yep, and that vagisil will take care of that feminine itching you’ve got going on in your…ummm…sinuses, too.
hehehe….Exlax.
Wait you can eat KY…I mean there is the flavor stuff right? What about the warming liquid? Can you eat that? Shit…I need to go to the hospital.