Comments on: Charlie Foxtrot

By: miss kendra

miss kendra — Fri, 30 Dec 2005 18:21:21 +0000

SERIOUSLY!

do you not understand that i am stuck in bed and on pills?

ENTERTAIN ME!

geez, it’s like you think you should be living your life or something.

By: thephoenixnyc

thephoenixnyc — Thu, 29 Dec 2005 20:53:37 +0000

CF and FUBAR - Sounds like you were FUBAR

By: chunky monkey

chunky monkey — Thu, 29 Dec 2005 15:27:04 +0000

Are you familiar with a Charlie Charlie Foxtrot? Same thing except the first Charlie stands for Chinese (a former marine told me about this). Says it’s a level above the Charlie Foxtrot.

By: MCG

MCG — Thu, 29 Dec 2005 05:11:04 +0000

of the douchiest magnitude? that, my friend, is brilliant!

By: malneutered snay

malneutered snay — Thu, 29 Dec 2005 04:12:00 +0000

DUDE! Why not give her BOTH books you cheap bast’rd?

By: NPRJunkie

NPRJunkie — Wed, 28 Dec 2005 21:16:18 +0000

Had he done the online thing, he wouldn’t have had the great story to post! And, I’d say ACWF is worth a trip through a swamp.

By: Bekah

Bekah — Wed, 28 Dec 2005 21:05:48 +0000

Dude.
ONLINE SHOPPING + OVERNIGHT SHIPPING = No walks through the swamp or down a highway with no sidewalks.

By: Me Over Here

Me Over Here — Wed, 28 Dec 2005 15:45:16 +0000

Good for you, you’re such a good fiance! Most men would have said “Screw it” and turned right back around at the sight of the traffic. I hope she appreciates the great lengths you went through.

I would have strangled the pip-squeak behind the counter that told me my book wasn’t there, then never heard that they have more in the store. But that’s just me.

By: NWJR

NWJR — Wed, 28 Dec 2005 15:36:37 +0000

“a clusterfucking of the douchiest magnitude.”

LOL…Best phrase I’ve read all day.

By: KC

KC — Wed, 28 Dec 2005 15:35:44 +0000

Oh what a man in love will do to get just the right gift for his sweetie. I’m sure she appreciated the gift and your effort. Did she walk through any swamps for you?

By: Karla

Karla — Wed, 28 Dec 2005 01:47:29 +0000

What kind of third world country do you live in where there’s a swamp by the shopping center?

By: malnurtuered snay

malnurtuered snay — Wed, 28 Dec 2005 01:21:49 +0000

IIRC, from what I heard on the radio, the police blocked the mall’s entrances because there were waaaay more people trying to get in then were trying to get out — it was like “super ridiculous this is why I shop a lot online gridlock”.

By: tfg

tfg — Tue, 27 Dec 2005 18:48:22 +0000

The picture was sheer brilliance. When ACWF sees the obstacles that you overcame, you will definitely be getting some tonight.

By: miss kendra

miss kendra — Tue, 27 Dec 2005 18:02:55 +0000

answer the questions.

i need entertainment, as i am uselesss and hopped up on pils.

By: the girl in camouflage

the girl in camouflage — Tue, 27 Dec 2005 17:31:42 +0000

That sounds like a serious clusterfuck. I love the word clusterfuck. I keep forgetting about it. I’m going to make it a point to start using it again.

By: Glitzy

Glitzy — Tue, 27 Dec 2005 17:13:47 +0000

That ACWF must be some gal what with you walking through swamp and pissed off drivers and no sideewalks and all.

By: Chunky Monkey

Chunky Monkey — Tue, 27 Dec 2005 16:27:47 +0000

ditto to both “what book was it” and “what happened at the mall”

If you were going to return it you should have just checked it out of the library so you wouldn’t have this hassle in the first place (if they even had it in the library). Of course, then that kind of ignores the fact that this is a “rich” person problem and rich people wouldn’t do that…

What would Christmas gift-giving be without a little drama? It wouldn’t feel like Christmas…

By: wendykat

wendykat — Tue, 27 Dec 2005 15:45:06 +0000

yea what happened at the mall???

By: malnurtuered snay

malnurtuered snay — Tue, 27 Dec 2005 15:28:30 +0000

What book was it?

By: PLD

PLD — Tue, 27 Dec 2005 14:49:31 +0000

you’re a better person than I. I would have just pulled the old “It didn’t arrive on time!” act.