My nogventures have finally begun to steer me back in the direction of normalcy. I tried cannog and it nearly brought about the end of western civilization. I tried soy nog, and it’s left me with a hankering for infants.
Now I venture boldly into the arena of Organic Nog.
From the outset it seems that it has all the benefits of soy nog (low in fat, low in sugar) with none of the drawbacks, like the taste of a dentist’s latex glove shoved into your mouth. Plus, I was happy to have played a part in the enslavement of animals in order to get some creamy milk and delicious egg whites back into my nog. Seriously, that soy nog was hella bad.
ACWF and I poured ourselves some glasses, fully expecting to be wiping orally projected nog-spray off the cabinets, cat, and each other a few minutes later, and mixing up a batch of mothballs and bleach to burn an horrendous taste out of our mouths.
It smelled like nog, the first sip tasted like nog, and the aftertaste had the distinct taste of nog, though you could tell it was low-fat. I adventurously took a second sip (I’m really quite the hero for you people), not believing that I could have actually stumbled upon a non-nog nog that actually tasted like nog.
The second sip was ALSO good! No latex glove taste at all- not even a pinky’s worth! I quickly polished off the whole glass while having irreverent thoughts of tap-dancing on the deflated carton of soy nog, arterial soy-nog spray going everywhere. I was going to go back for another glass, but Sherlock* had crammed his face into my cup and was desperately licking the last droplets of nog from the bottom of the glass. He looked like a shrunken cat head in a mayonnaise jar, and that put me off my want for nog long enough that I put the carton of Organic Nog back into the fridge.
As far as a rating goes, let’s just say that I wouldn’t marry Organic Nog, but I would definitely call her up for a little “menog a trois” action.
*Oh, yes. My kitten is also a lover of nog. And even he made horrible face at the soy nog. It was something between “This liquid kibble tastes like feet” and “Get this vets’ finger out of my butt”.
“menog a trois” ?? That sounds hotter then Paris Hilton in a frying pan.
I’m pausing to wipe the tears from my eyes. Oh, ACW, how your words melt hearts!
Organic nog. I wish y’all would have taken pictures of Sherlock, man. That would have made great xmas card photos!
“menog a trois”
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SOY NOG IS DELICIOUS!
YOU ANGER ME WITH YOUR INSOLENCE!
and of course your cat didn’t like it. he’s dumb! he puts his paws in the disposal!
ooooooooooooh!
just kidding he’s not dumb.
he’s a cat. cat’s aren’t meant for soy.
Yes. Please post kitty in the glass photos.
I still haven’t tried any kind of nog yet — authentic, organic or soy.
I love Horizon Organic Chocolate Milk. Yuuummmmm. I’m not a big fan of eggnog, but now I’m going to have to try to rediscover it due to all these postings.
“menog a trois” ….oh god, you pun worse than my mother ;) just kidding… you come in second
Soy nog? No, no soy nog. Soy guapo y amable.
“Menog a trois”
Unforgiveable.
Yeah, I know everybody and their fucking grandmother has chimed in on “menog a trois” but I gotta throw my hat into the ring too. You MAY have, just then, with that very phrase, peaked. Yep. It’s all down hill from here. Nothing to look forward to for the next 60-80 years.
Well at least you are approaching proper nog ingredients with the organic stuff. BTW, I am whipping up (not too vigorously) a batch o’ the nog tomorrow night. The anticipation is KILLING ME!!!!!!
oh, my. google tells me that there are actual nog guidelines. true story!
http://news.cincypost.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20...
And it has a cute cow on the package! Awwww, isn’t that sweet?
Why don’t you man up and actually make some eggnog? Get some eggs, booze, and other goodness and just make it. C’mon, I even posted a recipe.