I know that you think I’m a dork, and I’m at home with that. I don’t mind being a dork. Dorky things make me happy. However, I have just crossed an unspoken line from dorkdom, to permanent nerdness.
Last night I had a dream and a blogger was in it.
Okay, that’s not too weird because I used to live with a blogger (who never blogs anymore. Douche.), and I’ve met lots of bloggers in real life, so some bloggers are actually real people to me. I’ve also spoken over IM/MSN/Talk with lots of bloggers that I haven’t met, so I feel like I know lots of bloggers.
This was different though, because this time it wasn’t just me fighting off zombies with bloggers (I dream about fighting zombies a lot). This time it was (eww) sexual (eww).
Now, before you go scrubbing your eyes out with soap, NOTHING HAPPENED. Keep in mind that I can’t even cheat in my dreams.
I will not divulge which blogger was amorously trying to get into my pants, but I will say that blogger was not successful, and now I’m kinda creeped out. I very well may avoid contact with her in the near future.
No, it wasn’t you.
I think everyone has dreams and thoughts like that even if they are people you haven’t met. It’s just a process your brain goes through. I have never had a sexual dream where a face was actually present (or where I could tell who it was). They are usually montages similar to the ones the baldwin brother experienced in Flatliners.
it was wombat.
Wierded OUT.
eh. don’t worry about it. I have those about Malnurtured Snay ALL THE TIME.
I have had two sex dreams involving two different Baltimore bloggers. I have had many non-sex dreams involving many Baltimore bloggers. Don’t feel bad. It’s only weird if you tell people. Oh wait…
I had a sex dream about a blogger, but I’d already slept with him. And I knew him in real life before he was a blogger.
I dreamt that CBK TOLD everyone that we hooked up when we actually didn’t, though. Fucker.
It involved the fist dildo didn’t it?
So, were they in live form or were they in gravatar form? I have dreams about Homer with a bag on his head all the time. *wink wink
Geez, even in your dreams you link sex and dead things. ;)
You promised not to tell!!
Please, the dream is so obviously about him and Kmart. Those two are like Lenny and Carl from the Simpsons: They are always one beer too many away from some hot man action.
My hopes were up until “I very well may avoid contact with HER in the near future.”
Damn.
-KS
PS - next time I’m home, i’ll give you a holla.
i bet you are happy it wasn’t a “he”.
it’s okay. i had a dream i slept with a blogger once. in a bookstore/aquarium and it was AWESOME! awesome if you’re a giant geek.
I’ve had dreams about other bloggers, too. Not sexual, though. Maybe it was something you ate before bed? :-)
Yeah, that was my bad.
Oh wait. It was a ‘her’? Ok then. That’s hott.
TGIC - HEY! Light-haired, dreamworld CBK is the fucker. Not me!
I’m sorry…I couldn’t help myself!!
HI. Haven’t seen you around in a while. Are you avoiding contact with me?
;)
Frankly, I’m flattered that you had a sexual dream about me. I object to your revulsion at the idea of sex with me, though. I’m not THAT disgusting. I’ve removed most of the moles from “down there,” and have managed to get the crazy hair growth under control somewhat. The smell doesn’t seem to have improved much, although I’m trying different sprays. And that huge red patch is just a birthmark, I swear. So stop being so closed-minded.
I dream about blogging all the time, never had a sexxayy one though…wish i did ;)
next time i´ll try another wig…
see ya tonight buddy
Awww.. h0rny bloggers unite!
Yah, it was me. What do you mean, saying it wasn’t?! (I’m sure it wasn’t me, you don’t even know what I look like! I don’t actually look like a Poppy.)
thanks SO much to Freedom Girl for putting the image of ACW with a bag over his head in some sort of compromising image in my head.
for some reason that’s getting all mixed up with the pirate pics…
Well at least I know I’m not the only one. And I’m not telling who she was either. Gotta love the wicked id lurking in your subconscious.
What’s more weird? Your dream…or the fact 800 other people have similar dreams?
I have yet to dream about other bloggers, but now I’m looking forward to it -for content purposes of course