AnonymousCoworker

Hey suckers. I took the day off today, and I’m probably sleeping right now, but WordPress has this awesome function where I can write posts in advance, and then they show up whenver I want them to show up. Like this one did.

So even if my speling is bad and grammers my is teribul, I can still make the words dance for me like a cruel, twisted puppetmaster. Yeah, I miss Jim Henson, too.

So anyway, since I’m goofing off in real life (you know, that scary world that exists over your left shoulder (your other left, there you go)), I thought would provide you with some things that I do to eat my free time.

For my US readers, this can be a nice little diversion before Thanksgiving. For my international readers, this can be your trick to get through Hump Day. For my late-to-the-party readers, this is something you can do while falling further behind on my blog. I plan to write some seriously funny stuff in the future*, so you’d better get a move on after you’re done goofing around.

Okay, so a good bet is Boing Boing. Quick articles on funny and nerdy stuff.

Comics by Penny Arcade

The new Random button on Homestar Runner is nice.

I used to play this nerdy game all the time.

I scan for Bad Movies here.

I used to read about Zombies here.

I find old games here.

I look at cheap merchandise here.

And here.

And here.

I get some crazy music here, and here, and here.

And in general I just mess around with the Wiki, IMDB, Amazon, ebay and stuff like that.

In reality, it’s most of you who provide me with something to do during downtime.

If you ever get bored with the internet, just surf links until you find something interesting. I bet you haven’t tried that in a while.

*Lies. All lies.