Archive for November 18th, 2005

In defense of ACWF

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on November 18, 2005 @ 3:16 pm
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So I just re-read the post below, and I think ACWF may come off in a bad light. Not so bad as too look like she stomps on my fragile toothpick sculpture of creativity with her steel-toed, spiked, boring-boots, but bad enough that I think I have to let you know how awesome she is.

ACWF is pretty much the funniest person I know. She can make me laugh like no one I’ve ever met. She’s got a quick wit, and great taste in all things of a humorous nature. For example, the babe loves the Simpsons. Already that’s a huge point in my book. I don’t think I could date anyone that doesn’t like the Simpsons, but she likes the Simpsons so much that she watches all 3 airings of it on syndication every day.

That’s right, the woman watches 7 and a half hours of the Simpsons every week. How can you not love that?

Also, she has great taste in comics. One time we were sitting on her bed in her bedroom and I was going on some crazy rant about vampires or something and I mentioned how bats are disgusting bugs. Without missing a beat ACWF shouted at me, “BATS AREN’T BUGS!” and we both laughed and laughed. (For those of you who haven’t read Calvin and Hobbes, take my word for it that it was a really funny joke). I knew I loved her right then, though I didn’t say so until much later. You can vomit in your mouths a little if you want to.

Furthermore, she loves Mystery Science Theater 3000. I remember being in high school and watching MST3K over the weekend at a friends house and talking about how girls just don’t get stuff like that. About how we’d never find girls that think stuff like that is funny. Well I found me one, and I’m not letting her go. You can throw up a little more now.

Also, for the first Valentines day when our relationship status was still up in the air, she got me a half-dozen… beers. Yeah. She’s THAT awesome.

Add to all that her hilarious goofy faces and the impressions she does of me when I’m giving her a hard time and you’ve got a quality lady on your hands. It also helps that she’s got a sweet rack and a nice ass.

So though she thinks some of the stuff that I think is funny is not funny, she’s still got an all around great sense of humor. And I will teach her to love the Three Stooges.

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain

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on November 18, 2005 @ 9:01 am
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So last night ACWF and I were “talking” and by “talking” I mean “making the babies” and by “making the babies” I mean “talking”.

She said that the tone of the blog had changed since I switched to the dotcom, and then she said that some of the posts had gotten really weird. Case in point, she didn’t think the post prior to this one was very funny at all, and thought it was mostly just weird.

I was surprised, because I thought the last post was really funny. And just in case anybody is wondering, I didn’t actually pee on the flyer. I just said that because I didn’t know how else to end the post.

To be honest, there have been times where I’ve felt that I’d like to post something, but I haven’t had anything on my mind worth writing about. I feel like this is different then the times when I felt like I had to post something and didn’t have anything worth writing about.

So when I want to write and my creativity is tapped, I usually just start writing whatever first comes to mind. I try to write as quickly as possible, and when I run out of steam I just end it. I think this habit may be coinciding with the new blog, so if some of the things I’ve written have weirded you out, and you are worried about my mental well being because of it, think nothing of it. It’s just a little writing exercise for me.

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