Archive for November 7th, 2005

Videogames

I loves me some videogames. I’ve been enjoying them since I was six, when my old man brought home a glorious Packard Bell 386 with a 40 megabyte hard drive and 1 megabyte of RAM.

“Sheesh,” said my father, “how will we ever fill up forty whole megabytes?”

Then we got video games.

It started simple. We had a bunch of games on a variety of disks that were mostly simple pick-up games, like Janitor Joe and Q*Bert. Christ, were they awful.

One of the first games we all really got attached to, however, was a game called Hero’s Quest. It was great. You played the Hero, and you walked all around and typed stuff to make the hero do things. Sometimes, you would fight stuff in the forest. It couldn’t have been better! We were hooked, and myself, my two older brothers, and pretty much the rest of the neighborhood would plunk down in front of the computer and play the game.

The game had an interesting effect. With two older brothers, you either learn to be statisfied watching a computer game be played or you solve your problems via a duel to the death. Remarkably, my brothers and I managed to - for the most part - amicably trade turns playing this game. Because of this, my brothers and I are mostly capable of being able to derive almost as much if not more joy from watching video games be played rather than playing them personally.

They had to change the name to “Quest for Glory” because of some shitty board game that nobody remembers. Even so, we had tasted the fruit of what would become a new genre, the computer adventure game, and we went back and tried many others: Quest for Glory two through five, The Curse of Monkey Island, Kings Quest - just to name a few. The games typically involved complex puzzle solving and reading comprehension, and my mother has said over and over that despite how hooked we got on video games, she’d never choose differently if given the chance to do it all over again.

As I got older, the scope and breadth of the computer games we played expanded as our computer got more and more powerful. Soon it was me and my oldest brother (not my stupid English major of a brother who can barely work a blog) who were putting together the computers and getting games for ourselves. DooM, Heretic, Quake, and many others followed.

We never did have a console, though. That’s where emulators came in. Once I could get my hands on emulators and download roms, I played everything I wished I could as a kid. Zelda, Metroid, Contra, you name it.

I am of the humble opinion that The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past is one of the greatest video games ever created. I had so much fun playing it that I make sure to donate a copy for the Gameboy Advance every year to Child’s Play, a nationwide charity run by the kind fellows at Penny Arcade for sick kids in children’s hospitals. It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy that I am able to anonymously share one of my favorite childhood video games with a random kid. If I could, I would totally share Quest for Glory with them.

You better believe that I’m going to be guilting you bastards full-time once Child’s Play gets into full swing this year.

Video games continue to show me new and different ways to learn and to tell a story, and I eagerly await the day that I’ll be able to share the games I enjoyed so much as a child with my own kids. I still get a hankering every once and a while for those old games, and I keep my eyes out for modern remakes of the classic games of my past.

Talk about phoning it in

So I ask Mokie to do one simple thing and put up some entertaining blather for everyone to read, and what does he do? He turns my blog into some type of seedy pay-for-post blogwhoring cathouse.

Well, in light of doing such a shoddy job at being entertaining, I thought I’d post about last night.

ACWF and I had just been to the store, and we’d picked up the necessities for the week when I saw that they had pomegranate on sale. I hadn’t had a pomegranate in about a decade, so I thought it would be fun to have one, and for ACWF to try it out.

We also had a couple of home-grown persimmons in the fridge that a friend have given us from her family’s persimmon tree in their backyard. It would be an evening of exotic fruits.

The persimmon had the consistency of honeydew, and the muted flavor of melon and cinnamon. It was pretty good, but I’m not really a fan of that melon consistency, so half a persimmon later and we were both done.

The pomegranate was huge, and perfectly ripe. I sliced it in half and plucked out a seed for ACWF to taste. Her cold really prevented her from tasting anything, so I dug into the pomegranate slowly with a toothpick, plucking, flinging, and squirting pomegranate seeds everywhere. Finally I just peeled back as much of the meat as I could and smashed the seeds into my mouth, chomping on whole sections of seeds all at once. I may not have gotten every seed, but on the whole it was a much more rewarding experience.

We went to sleep about an hour or so afterward.

I woke up at about 3am with an extremely strange feeling. It was sort of like heartburn, but not quite. It can only be described as the taste of pomegranate rising slowly up the back of your throat.

I tossed and turned for a few minutes before I finally decided to get up and check out my condition. Maybe get a glass of water.

I walked into the bathroom and flipped on the light and freaked the eff out. My face was covered with red spots! I was thinking of how much more common it is to get food poisoning from fruits and veggies than it is from meat or seafood and wondering whether or not I was going to need to go to the hospital. I was imagining myself waking up ACWF and asking her to drive me to the hospital 3 hours before she needed to wake up to go to work.

Then I rubbed one of the spots off. Then another. Then a few more. I bent over the sink and washed my face with water and stood up again.

All better.

I guess the next time I eat a pomegranate I won’t shovel it into my face so quickly that it leaves spots all over and citric indigestion.

Request Schmequest

After speaking to ACW’s best man over the weekend, he reiterated his request that we get out the vote on his movie thingy.

If you haven’t voted on it, go vote! And if you have voted on it, please feel free to post it on your OWN blog so that your miniscule number of readers can also see and vote on it.

Don’t think of yourselves as blogwhores, just think of me as your pimp.

And if you’re all good little bitches, you’ll get a post in a bit.

Kinda really busy

Maybe Mokie could deign to bless us all with a post about his feelings on being such a douchebag. Perhaps he could tell us what it’s like to aromatically violate every toilet upon which he rests his hindquarters. Mayhaps he can relate an anecdote about his Pokemon fetish.




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