YOU SHOULD GO TO SLAINTE TONIGHT.
Alcohol for alleviation.
Booze for a benefit.
Consuming because we care.
Drinking for dollars.
Embalming our livers for empathy.
Fuck Katrina.
Gin for a good deed.
Hoist a pint for the homeless.
Imbibe for the infants.
Jack and coke for the broke.
Kill brain cells for the kids.
Libations for the less fortunate.
Maintain a healthy buzz for the misplaced.
NEW!
ORLEANS!
Pickling your liver to drain the river.
Quaff a lager with a blogger.
Rita is a fucking bitch.
Shots for safety.
Tequila for the poor.
Uzo for a Cajun.
VSOP for the Gulf.
Wallets emptied for the water-logged.
X this is
Y too damn
Z hard
