Something in my office smells like stank-ass feet, and I can’t figure out what it is. I’ve smelled my feet with the socks on, and my shoes, and it’s not them. I smelled my shirt and my pants, and it’s not them. So I’m pretty sure it’s not me. And I can’t smell it when I leave my office, but I can’t seem to find the source of the smell.
UPDATE: It’s the balloons! Apparently when you tie 30 or 40 balloons in a knot with the same hand, that concentrated latex smell will stick to the back of your hand. I imagine that people who frequently use dozens of condoms in a single day would know what I’m talking about. He’s a sex machine!
Anyway, I think that the smell only appeared to be in the office because of the proximity of my hands to my face when typing. I used the stinky hand to balance when I smelled my feet. The smell doesn’t come off with washing.
