If you’re a warranty company make sure you don’t cover the shit that needs to be fixed, and be sure to hire the syrupiest voiced 16 year-old that you can so that your inevitably pissed off customers won’t tell her to shove her fucking headset up her ass.
If you’re an insurance company be very taciturn, indirect, and get all cloak and dagger on your customer and tell them to stop but not repair (wink wink nudge nudge) the leak in the damaged pipe in your front lawn to be sure you prevent any further damage, even though it’s 4 feet underground, before the insurance adjuster gets there.
Bunch of fucking money-grubbing douchedicks.
