After a few beers things seem to make sense that wouldn’t normally make sense. For example, I was talking to Zenchick when I was discussing people having sex with dead animals, and I had already expressed my disgust for animals being boned from life into the hereafter, and Zenchick was like, “Yeah, that’s gross.” And then I said, “But if someone has sex with animals that are recently dead frequently enough, at some point one of them will come back to life. I have no problem with someone sexing an animal back to life.”
And Zenchick wanted to know how frequently you could sex a recently dead animal back to life and I said, “Probably one in every hundred thousand animals will come back to life if you bone them long enough if shortly after the animal has died.”
Anyone want to try and falsify my hypothesis? I’d do it but I think it’s gross.
