AnonymousCoworker

Value muh-fuckin’ City is the PLACE to BE! I mean, talk about low, low goddamned prices. This place is the SHIT!

Okay. Okay. I need to relax.

Here’s the deal. ACWF and I wander in yesterday looking for a computer desk. On the way to the furniture we get distracted by sheet sets. I know, I live a righteously exciting life. Anyway, we’re looking at the queen sized sheet sets and our jaws are dropping at the ridiculous prices.

At Bed, Bath, and Beyond a 600 count Egyptian cotton sheet set was marked down to $100 on clearance. At Value City they had a 600 count Egyptian cotton sheet set for $60. It was freakin’ awesome.

Then we noticed the patio furniture. Originally priced at $800 bucks, the furniture was now priced at $399 with an additional 40% off at the register. That’s $240! Sweet merciful crap the deals just make me want to live there!

Well, I WOULD live there if it weren’t for the people who shop there. Think the DMV, and then make it a bit more trashy, a bit more crazy, and add about a dozen screaming kids.

So yeah, Value City is cheap as shit, but you have to deal with people who think a toilet is “the fancy place where you wash-up each year”. I’m not saying the people who shop there are poor. I’m saying the people who shop there are hillbilly white trash who eat mayonnaise sandwiches because they finished their ketchup soup and want to have a packet of kool-aid for dessert.

I’m looking in your direction KB.