I just got off the phone with an IT rep for a company that we work closely with. She talked for about 45 minutes and frankly, I had stopped listening after she answered all my questions in the first 5 minutes. I tried a few attempts to get off the phone:
“Well, I think that covers it for me,”
“Okay, that’s all the info I need,”
“Thanks, you’ve given me plenty of info,”
But she just didn’t get it, so I let her talk herself out. My mind went to complete mush for about 30 minutes. I heard a faint buzzing in my ear, and responded affirmatively every few minutes to make it seem like I was listening.
Do I give a fuck about SAP? No. Did I ask you about SAP? No. Shut. The. Fuck. Up.
In other IT dork news, I was visiting another IT staff for a small company this morning, and they were eager to show me their server. When I walked in and they pointed it out I was indeed impressed. Unlike the other servers I’ve seen (which honestly hasn’t been very many) there weren’t wires flying all over the place. All the wires and cords were color-coordinated and tucked neatly in the racks. As I was looking at the stunningly organized server the Admin broke the silence by belting out, “HAVE YOU EVER SEEN SUCH A TIGHT RACK? That rack is so nice! That rack is awesome!”
I laughed because I was thinking of boobs.
