Wait. That might sound alarmist. Is it right to say you’ve “been mugged” if all you really mean is that the muggy weather has soaked its way into your skin? Probably not. I should go back and change the title of the post instead of being all “Fox News” and over the top.*
I love the muggy weather. Love it. I like the way you walk outside and get wrapped in a warm, wet blanket of humidity. I told myself this past winter that I wouldn’t complain about the heat or the humidity this summer, and so far I haven’t. I love this weather, and I can’t wait to go to the beach.
Really, is there any better feeling than that of the humidity of the beach softly settling around you while sweat beads and runs down your arms to the ice cold bottle of beer in your hand? If there is a better feeling, it probably involves oral sex and a barrel of monkeys.
*Seriously though. Per the comments at Mr. K’s blog, I get the impression that I’m not the only one who thinks Fox News goes WAY over the top with their reports on what will kill you, your children, and your aged and defenseless grandmother.
