AnonymousCoworker

Take two people who love each other, attach them.
Surround them with friends and family.
Bake under an epileptically random array of flashbulbs for an hour.
Add food.
Add 1 Long Island Iced Tea Fountain.
Add 1 Open Bar.
Dispose of the overly drunken guest(s) that result.
Shake your booty on the floor tonight.
Simmer at happy couple’s apartment.
Add a bit more alcohol and greasy food.
Surround with choicest friends.
Vomit (Bride only).
Go home.
Sleep 11+ hours.
Try and figure out why the day was such a blur.