AnonymousCoworker

Last night my family (me, mokiejovis [younger brother], wife-in-a-box [mokie's wife M], ACWF, J [older brother], D [older brother's wife], and my mom and dad) went out for my J and D’s birthdays. They’re only a few weeks apart, and we had failed to get together near J’s actual birthday, so we made up for it by dragging the whole clan down to Annapolis for dinner at Middleton’s.

The dinner was nice, and we all had a good time, but J kept pushing for us to go to Storm Brother’s ice cream after dinner. I asked him why he was being so pushy about it, and he said that it was the best ice cream in the world.

“So you’re saying that if Jesus made ice cream it would be Storm Brothers ice cream?”

“Absolutely.”

“What if Jesus was MADE of Storm Bros. ice cream? Would you lick him?”

“Yeah… but I’d lick him anyway.”

I thought that was pretty funny considering J is of the Jesususian persuasion. Way to have a sense of humor.

So mokiejovis overhears and he starts jumping in on the conversation about ice cream. Mokie threatens to not go, J asks why, Mokie says there’s no reason, J balls up his fist and says he’ll give Mokie 5 good reasons.

We all have a chuckle and Mokie says,

“J, you should have done it like this…”

Mokie holds up his fist, and then brings his arm up in the air so it looks like he’s flexing his bicep. He looks at J, and in a guttural, faux strongman voice, almost imitating Dirty Harry, he says,

“I’ll give you 5 GOOD reasons…” and proceeds to kiss his bicep. At the very same moment our waiter walks by and says, “Whoa. Can I get tickets to that gun show?”

There’s just a moment of stunned silence before I follow with, “Oh BURN! You just got so burned by the WAITER! There is no more righteous a burn than the Waiter Burn, and he burned you so hard. Dag.”

We all laughed for a few minutes, and Mokie couldn’t even maintain his composure. We told my dad to tip the waiter extra for coming with such an awesome burn.