NOW IT’S CALLED SHOUTING. SOMETIMES PEOPLE CALL IT SPAM. I’M USING IT TO REPRESENT HOW I FEEL RIGHT NOW.
How should you read this post? First, spin around in circles 10 times. You can use a chair or your feet. I won’t tell anyone.
Next you should read the post out loud. As fast as you can. In a chipmunk voice.
Why?
Because I am cranked full of caffeine!
Have I told you that I don’t drink caffeine? I can’t remember, but I usually don’t. Not for years. Then I started to drink the immaculate ejaculate that is Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper. It’s got caffeine, but it’s like you just sucked Jesus off. You take what you can get.
Anyway, because of my recent caffeine intake, I thought I was prepared to ingest caffeine again, but I guess I’m not. I only noticed that I was juiced when I couldn’t stop moving in my chair. I’m probably not going to sleep tonight.
Damn. I love sleep.
