Published on April 12, 2005 @ 2:52 pm .
I cannot, for the life of me, seem to wake up today. Yeah, now that you’ve checked the clock, you probably realize that I’ve been up for hours.
I went to sleep around 11:30pm, and I slept soundly all night. I woke up once, but it was still dark outside so I easily went back to sleep. I got out of bed at 7:30. Just a little later than normal. My eyes have been drooping all day long, and I can’t quite seem to figure out why.
It might be because of the workout Kmart gave me yesterday (quiet your filthy minds). We practiced kickball for about 40 minutes. Essentially we kicked the ball back and forth to each other for a while. I did lots of running though, because even with a gimpy leg, Kmart has a pretty strong kicker on him. Plus it doesn’t help that we walked a mile each way. It got me tired out, I guess.
So right now I’m trying to think of a way to leave work early, because I don’t think I have the energy to make it to the end of the day.
Published on April 12, 2005 @ 10:47 am .
I had a dream last night that the new guy at my office and I were trying to may a tiny calendar out of gold leaf and sharpies. The pages of the calendar were only about an inch square, and it was really hard to keep the gold leaf from breaking apart. We finally got it finished, held it up, and it looked pretty good. Then I woke up.
I have no idea what the hell that means, but I’m sure it has something to do with my homoerotic desire to spend the rest of my days with my new coworker. I mean… no it doesn’t.
Ha ha. I likes the ladies. Um. Yeah, so I’m not compensating or anything at all right now.
Boobies.
Published on April 12, 2005 @ 9:20 am .
Pick any person with a title, and let us all know which ones you would hitch, pork, or just pal around with.
Marry: Empress Wu Zetian
Sex: Princess Madeleine, Duchess of Helsingia and Gestricia
Friends: Sir Anthony Hopkins
