This week’s query is spawned by the fact that Kmart is a bigger dork (or at least a dork with a better memory) than I am. We were having an argument yesterday about cloaking devices on ships, and I made the mistake of calling it a Romulan Bird of Prey, instead of a Klingon Bird of Prey. So I’m a big dummy.
Who would you mind meld, replicate, or beam up with? Whose lightsaber would you polish, whose binary load lifter would you communicate with, whose Wookie would you pet?
Marry- Leia (it’s a no brainer)
Sex- Padme (but not with the whole Queen Amidala thing going on)
Friends- Wesley Crusher (Wil muthafuckin’ Wheaton)
