And I get to be lazy about it because Anne brings up a good point.
What do I look like? Be sure to get you submissions in before noon tomorrow when I finally reveal myself.* Whomsoever gets the most right gets a box of Berger Cookies.
Also, La Chat Noir, mokiejovis, joe, Kmart, Fool, JJT, other Bmore bloggers, and ACWF are excluded because they already know what I look like.
Here are the questions:
1)How tall am I?
a)5′-5′4″
b)5′5″-5′8″
c)5′9″-6′
d)6′1″-6′4″
e)6′5″-6′9″
2)Hair- how much I got?
a)Bald. Maybe a few strands
b)Balding, still plenty of hair though
c)Plenty of hair, kept short (buzz, crewcut)
d)Plenty of hair, kept medium (messy, mini-mohawkable)
e)Plenty of hair, kept long (straight, pony tail, full mohawk)
3)Hair- color?
a)You’re bald, stupid.
b)Black
c)Brown
d)Blond
e)Red
f)Dyed/Highlighted
4)Eyes- various?
a)Blue
b)Brown
c)Green
d)Hazel
e)a and b
f)c and an eyepatch
5)Build- gym?
a)slim, no tone
b)medium, no tone
c)large, no tone
d)slim, toned
e)medium, toned
f)large, toned
g)jacked to the point that I make Vin Diesel look like Professor Frink.
6)Hands?
a)lefty
b)righty
c)ambi
d)a and a hook
e)two hooks
7)Face?
a)full beard
b)amish beard
c)mutton chops
d)mustache only
e)fu man chu
f)soul patch
g)goatee
h)f and c
8)Skin color?
a)white
b)pale
c)pasty
d)freckeled
e)tan
f)golden god
g)b, c, and d
h)d, and e
9)Underwear?
a)boxers
b)briefs
c)bikini
d)commando
e)a in cold weather, d in the summer
f)b in cold weather, d in the summer
10)I is how many fingers old?
a)13-18
b)19-21
c)22-24
d)25-27
e)28-30
f)30-I might as well wear adult diapers
11)Essay- variable length?
I’m meeting you at a bar in Baltimore. What do I show up wearing? (Assume clear skies, temperature between 40-50 degrees). There is only one correct answer, but I will assign partial credit for other answers.
*Assuming Blogger cooperates.
