If I didn’t have so much else to do legitimately (wedding stuff, looking for a new apartment, getting my end of anonymity post together, work) I would be looking for a new place to host my blog.
In the meantime, I got jokes!
What did the 0 say to the 8?
Nice Belt
What’s the square root of 69?
Eight something.*
A guy goes kayaking in the Chesapeake Bay. The fog rolls in, and the next day, he hasn’t returned home. His wife calls the police, and they start searching for him. Later that week, the police knock on the woman’s door.
“I’m sorry, ma’am, but we have some bad news, but we also have some good news, and some great news.”
“Okay, what’s the bad news?”
“Your husband is dead. We found him at the bottom of the bay.”
“Then what’s the good news?”
“Well, we no it’s no consolation, but when we pulled your husband up, there were about two dozen, jumbo, blue crabs clinging to his gear. We steamed them for you.”
She takes the bushel of freshly steamed crabs and sets it on the ground.
“What’s the great news then?”
“We’re pulling your husband up again tomorrow.”
You got jokes?
*Ate something. Get it? It’s a joke about oral sex.
