I have a serious problem with stupid people. I can’t stand idiots. Before you jump down my throat, there is a difference between someone who is born with an intellectual disability and someone who is willfully ignorant.
I can’t stand it when people refuse to use their brains. When they shut their heads off, and never think for themselves, it makes me think that they don’t deserve to have a head at all.
It would much easier if, for example, their heads were replaced with a microphone and speakers, so that you could give those people commands, and they could respond to you about how long they think it would take.
I could say, “Hey dumb dumb, go make me 15 copies.”
Actually, that probably wouldn’t work, because the same people who are willfully ignorant also choose to ignore the benefits of technology, and prefer to hide behind their tshirts with idiotic slogans, much like their forefathers hid behind their cloaks while they called for Galileo’s head.
Also, there’s the problem of determination. Who am I to say who is willfully ignorant? There are die hard Republicans, of course. That’s easy. Die hard Democrats go into that pile too. You’d also have to include just about everybody who refuses to Google it before asking dumb questions.
I guess you would also have to include people who say things like “ain’t” and “pitcher” instead of picture. And also, I think I’ll include people who can’t get its and it’s, your, you’re, there, their, and they’re, and people who end a sentence in a preposition. Though I’m guilty of all these sometimes. I guess I should watch my back.
Also, people who take up 2 spaces when they park will be killed outright. Someone will be stationed by their car with a drivers ed manual, and the driver will be beaten to death with it.
Finally, just about everyone using AOL is going to have to be offed. But, I’ll give them all one chance to switch over to a different internet provider before I shove them into the Grand Canyon.
I’m sure I missed people though…
