When I was at the beach last year, ACWF and my sister-in-law got a little tipsy* one night, and essentially acted the fool. I documented this bacchanalian ruckus in the format of a children’s book. ACWF colored it in later, and it’s been sitting on my dresser for over a year.
Well, last night Kmart whipped out the scanner, so we scanned the story, and now it’s available for your online viewing.
Also, I’m not sure how, but I had the forethought to change the names of the primary characters when I originally wrote the story last summer. So don’t try to determine my secret identity based on names given. It’ll just make you look silly.
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*By tipsy I mean ragingly drunk to the point that they had no concept of how time, and/or the physical world operated. They were generally pains in my and my brother’s asses as we tried to steer them back to the vacation house. The picturebook is my comeuppance.
