When I got into work today (around 12:30. I had out-of-the-office work related events to attend) there was a box sitting on my desk. I looked at the return address, and it said, “Microsoft“. So I opened as a explosive technician would open a potentially bomb-like device- with extreme caution.
Apparently, Bill Gates sent me a valentine for the work that my office does with one of his offices.
It’s a box of chocolates!
I’m not a big fan of chocolate, so I walked around the office and asked people if they wanted Valentine chocolates from Microsoft.
One of my coworkers said, “Sure. But I feel bad because I didn’t get them anything.”
“I think we’ve given them plenty,” I said as I tapped on his monitor, which was currently running Windows XP.
“We give them a little piece of our sould every time this god damned program crashes.”
