ACWF packed me a lunch today because a)she’s the greatest fiance in the whole world, and b)I’m sick, so I probably would have had to shell out some cash for lunch today, because I wouldn’t have made myself a lunch.
One of the many items that she packed was a single serving bowl of pineapple chunks. She also packed a fork/knife/spoon/napkin combo kit, but I thought, “What do I need those for?” and I prompotly upended the bowl into my mouth.
Of course one of the pineapple chunks bounced out of the bowl, off of my face, onto my sleeve, and the plopped onto the arm of my chair. For a moment I though, “Sweet! It didn’t hit the floor. It’s mine!” Then, the part of my brain that keeps me out of trouble said, “Hey stupid, sometimes when you sneeze you don’t cover your mouth and you spray the arm of the chair. Don’t eat that.”
So I threw the pineapple chunk away, and wiped the pineapple juice off the chair with my sleeve.
Then I went to get the Lysol to disinfect my whole office.
And I wonder why I’m sick.
