Idea borrowed from Vagabond. (I promise I’ll give it back.)
Fake Music Quiz
1.) What is the name of your imaginary band?
This Radio Station Sucks
2.) What is the name of your imaginary band’s first album?
This DJ Sucks
3.) What is the name of your imaginary band’s hit single?
You Suck*
4.) What instrument do you play in your imaginary band?
Bongos
5.) Your imaginary band is like a cross between….?
Reel Big Fish and Sublime
6.) What is your imaginary side project called?
(Unpronounceable Symbol)**
7.) What imaginary juicy dirt will we discover about your imaginary band on VH1’s Behind The Music?
We’re bigger than Jesus. Seriously, he was only like, what, 5′8″. Minimum height requirement in my band will be 6′0″.
8.) Give us a sample lyric?
Beeeeeeeeeeaver
Beeeeeeeeeeaver
It’s a wonderful pet
if you want a pet that eats wood
Beeeeeeeeeeaver
Beeeeeeeeeeaver
It’s not bad- it’s good.
Beeeeeeeeeeaver
Beeeeeeeeeeaver
It’s got a tail that looks like a waffle
Beeeeeeeeeeaver
Beeeeeeeeeeaver
I can’t think of a rhyme for waffle.
(Chorus) How about awful?
9.) What song does your imaginary band cover?
Dizz Knee Land- Dada
10.) What real band joins you on tour?
Beulah
*Can you imagine hearing that on the radio? “Here’s This Radio Station Sucks, with You Suck, off of This DJ Sucks.” That would be awesome.
**After the success of This Radio Station Sucks, I’m going to change the band name to an unpronounceable symbol, and not tell anyone how to say it, and see what type of pronunciations develop. It’s as much a sociological/linguistic experiment as it is a band name.
