ACWF and I were talking about the wedding last night* and I suggested that after dinner, but before dancing, we give quick speeches of thanks. She was cool with that. I suggested after the speeches that we go into the restaurant scence from Pulp Fiction:
ACWF - “I love you pumpkin.”
ACW - “I love you honeybunny.”
We both hold the microphones, and turn to the guests.
ACW - “Everybody be cool this is a robbery!”
ACWF - “Any of you fucking pricks move, and I’ll execute every motherfucking last one of ya!”
Cue Misirlou by Dick Dale, and everyone starts dancing.
For some reason, she didn’t think this would go over well.
*Please bear with us, and expect many more posts that start this way.
