I worked with Microsoft tangentially this year, so I guess that warranted a card from them. Though honestly, I would have preferred if they had just burned in Hell.
The card has a picture of the little house from the “Home” button on Internet Explorer, and the words beneath it read, “Home for the holidays.” That doesn’t even mean anything! It’s as if I sent you a card, with a snapshot of one of the widgets from my widget factory on the front and a little text that reads, “Look at the widget.”
As if the front of the card wasn’t bad enough, the back is an actual advertisement for Internet Explorer. Wankers! I guess they found out I was using Firefox and are trying to bring me back to the Dark Side. As for spreading Christmas cheer, all this made me want to do was spread a full clip of hot cheer into a display of Microsoft products at the local Best Buy.
