AnonymousCoworker

I got a menu yesterday. It’s a perfectly normal Chinese food menu, except for one thing. The fat, and happy Buddha/chef on the front, with a Photoshopped plate of food in his hand, appears to have six nipples, like a pig, or a dog. It’s really bizarre. You’ll probably think I have way too much time on my hands, or that I’m a huge pervert for thinking, “Oh, six nipples” before I thought, “Oh, Chinese food.” But I don’t care.

Six nipple chef.

Six nipple chef detail.