Ha ha suckers! Somehow I’ve managed to trick all of you into looking at my page over 1,000 times. That’ll teach you.
I can just imagine your thought processes now…
“This guy seems like he should be funny, but every time I go to his site I have to wade through a mountain of the most banal, unoriginal, and semi-retarded writing I’ve ever seen. At first I thought the blog was authored by chimp at the Chicago zoo, based on his grammatical ‘prowess’ and lack of cohesive thinking. Plus, he strikes me as the type who would probably throw feces. So I felt sorry for the poor chimp, and was amazed to see it posting regularly. Then I realized this guy wasn’t a chimp at all, and was probably a working age male in the eastern part of the US. I’ll send his address to my friends so they can see why I’ve been especially generous in giving to the Babies Whose Parents Fed Them Paint Chips charity, and the Every Child on the Little-Bus Needs a Helmet Fund. Poor mongoloid bastard.”
Then you all shake your heads and navigate away from my site, content in the knowledge that I probably pooped myself in excitement over seeing another page view recorded on Sitememeter.
Well, I am insulted.
Most of the time I just wet my pants.
