Now, the long awaited finale to my 3 part post on the Prophecy Trilogy. Creepy how that works out, huh?
Before I get started though, I’d like to point everyone in the direction of Pink Lemondae Diva. She’s been kind enough to slog through some terrible writing and then leave extremely polite comments that are a compliment to her upbringing. Check out her blog.
Now, back to the matter at hand, the third synopsis/review of a crappy yet endearing set of sci-fi/pending apocalypse movies.
The third movie was actually pretty good, and did a good job of bringing everything together. Gabriel is a human now, and the nephilim (Danyael) is now grown up. Dan’s mom has been killed by a group led by the Anti-Human angels, so Dan has lost his faith. Dan preaches about how the G-man doesn’t care about humans, and is then shot by a blind guy. The blind guy is being spoken to by Zophiel, an angel who is supposed to have no allegiences.
Dan gets sent to the morgue, and shock of shocks, is attended to by the coroner mortician from the other 2 movies. Dan rises from the dead and escapes from the morgue. Then a bunch of stuff happens. It’s all interesting, but I’m having the damdest time remembering it in detail. The stuff that comes to mind is Gabriel procaling sex and doughnuts the greatest reason for living. And Dan meeting Mary from the first movie. She’s all growed up.
Finally, Dan is racing toward the dessert to fight Pyriel (a AH angel of genocide who wants to be the next Jesus in the 2nd Heaven), Zop and Dan’s GF are following him to try to stop him (Zop tricks the GF into thinking Dan is making a mistake) and Gabe is following everybody.
Dan and Zop fight, and Dan kills Zop with a exhaust pipe from a motorcycle. Then Dan fights Pyriel and rips out his heart with a cool extendo heart ripper outer thing that Zop had been using to try to kill Dan. Finally, Dan meets up with Gabe and his injured GF. Gabe (somehow) heals the GF and then explodes into a ball of light. It’s assumed he went back to Heaven, once again in the good graces of the Big G, and now a fightin’ member of the Pro Human side of Heaven.
Pros:
Walken
Walken talking about sex and doughnuts
Seeing themes from all 3 movies being used properly to convey a contiguous line of thinking
Cons:
No apocalyptic fight for humans
Bad in-movie computer/technology use
In conclusion, watch the first movie and the third movie. You can really skip the second one. Or, just read my reviews, and you won’t have to watch any of it.
