Following up with my review and synopsis of Prophecy, here’s more crap. This time about Prophecy 2.
Prophecy 2 starts with a nurse driving to work. An angel falls on her car. Meanwhile, the Devil doesn’t think there is enough room in Hell for him and Gabriel, so Gabe climbs out. Into a parking lot. In California.
The nurse feels bad about hitting the angel with her car (she doesn’t know it’s an angel) so she takes him home and they bang. I know. Makes sense to me too.
A few days later she’s 3 months pregnant. At the same time, Gabe has been gearing up to get his war on.
Lots of inconsequential stuff happens- the cop from the first movie has joined an order of monks. He goes crazy and is killed by Gabe. The mortician gets wrapped up in everything again. His assistant, Ethan Embry, gets killed by Gabe. Gabe and Brittany Murphy try to kill the woman.
Finally, Gabe tries to kill the woman in the Garden of Eden, which is now apparently in LA somewhere. Instead, Gabe is killed by the woman when Jesus apparently tells here to jump off the crane elevator she and Gabe are on. And though a metal rod pierces Gabe through the chest while he is clutching the woman, she is unscathed. Gabe’s punishment this time- Michael (leader of the pro-human faction) turns him into a human.
Pros:
Naked angel ass.
The background info on Nephilim
Walken
Cons:
This movie could have been 30 minutes long.
Final thoughts- This movie is worth seeing if you’re going to sit down and watch all 3 at the same time. If not, this review will suit you fine.
