So, Kmart says in this post that I threw him the table scraps of our blogging fodder conversation, when in fact I gave him the funnier comment. I called dibs on the blogs=crack comment and let him have whatever was left. I can’t remember what it was, not because it wasn’t funny, oh no, it was hysterical, but because I put it out of my head so I wouldn’t use it accidentally. Clearly Kmart’s comment was funnier, because, as you can see, this post is just side splitting. Hee-fuckin-larious.
God damnit.
