In fact, I’m not just any monkey - I’m a rather important-looking monkey wearing ostentatious chains and a pair of glasses to make myself look dis-tinguished. I mean, I am dis-tinguished, but the glasses help you to realize that.
It’s important to me that you bear this in mind when considering the weighty comments that pour from my over-developed brain into yours. This is a moment of learning! And you shall call me the mighty Professor Munkenstein, paying homage to the grisly and horrible procedure which trans-formed me into the glorious specimen you see now.
Now on to the standard prattle… lets see, what was I yammering on about? Oh, that swill - what is it the kids call it these days? Oh yes, “brews.” I had a few “brews” with some “amigos” last night, and then we had a wild “brew”-spilling party. Huz-zah!
