My roommate just called me, just after finishing his first day back to school. He says, “I woke up early and did the dishes. Now I’m heading to the store to pick up dinner. What do you want?”
Flabbergasted, I sputter, “G-uh, what are you making?”
At which point he rattled off a list of meals, all homemade, with the fanciest of ingredients.
But I’m not gay. And neither is he. Though if he had a lot less penis and a little more boob, my girlfriend would have a problem.
Commence the “ACW loves the cock” jokes in comments.
